Wal-Mart starts selling coffins

[tittenman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8333198.stm

 

[BlueBalls]

Classy.....

 

[busenbust]

:1orglaugh


:O Sorry.

 

[StanScratch]

"The retailer is allowing customers to plan ahead by paying for the caskets over 12 months for no interest. They can be dispatched within 48 hours."

While a payment plan is appreciated...I do like planning ahead, I want my coffin noooooooowww.

 

[Friday on my mind]

I can see the ads now.

"Walmart your cradle to grave store"

 

[lurkingdirk]

i can't wait for the pictures of people trying out the coffins to start coming out.

can you buy them for halloween too?

 

[Hot Mega]

Just in time for Halloween.:o

 

[turtle825]

Almost like the crappy Dane Cook film...

 

[Friday on my mind]

I can see the ads now.

"Walmart your cradle to grave store"

Guess I should have read the link first.:o

I was kidding ,their not.:eek:

"Catering for cradle-to-grave needs, Wal-Mart already sells everything from baby wear to engagement rings. "



"The world's largest retailer, Wal-Mart, now plans to hold on to customers even after they die - by selling coffins."

 

[D-rock]

Maybe we will all get lucky and like any corporation they will feel a need to put their logo over everything they make. That way when some archeologist is digging us up a long time from now they will think Wal-Mart is some giant religion, nation, or maybe even some overlord that is our master,...which isn't that far from the truth. :1orglaugh

 

[The Joker]

Do the Wal-Mart people greeters get a additional 10% off?

Or what about on Black Friday?

 

[rwill25]

Good... now I can get a sweet deal! :thumbsup:

 

[tittenman]

I am sure if this is a success then other similar retailers will no doubt offer this, and put those exorbitant undertaker services out of business.

 

[SolidCobra]

Can you imagine being buried in a coffin that was made in Taiwan? Geezus. The bottom will probably fall out during the procession. Don't worry though, Wal-mart offers a money back guarantee!

 

[Nester6]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8333198.stm

Wal Mart will be the last people "to put you down!"

 

[iv6789]

"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

 

[slasher]

Wal-Mart really does sell everything. :1orglaugh

 

[YMIHERE]

Can you get a refund if it is too small at death?

 

[titsrock]

"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

Yeah, if I didn't already vomit in my mouth 2 years ago when I noticed Costco selling coffins...maybe this announcement would resonate more with me...:dunno:

 

[HELLRAISER]

man fuck that just cremate me and flush my ashes down a toilet no need to waste an exuberant of money after I kick the bucket