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[PornKhaos]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
Freeones is the shiz!
Fuck.
Wishes he could sleep in a pile of boobs

 

[gunslingingbird]

I braid my pubic hair.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm off to start a new taser thread!

 

[andredizzy]

shut up and fuck

 

[Stacey]

That'll leave a mark
Yep, they're real
Yep, those are fake
The FBI knows you're whacking it

 

[gunslingingbird]

The Force is strong in this one.

 

[The Grasshopper]

FuckOff

My posts suck balls.

Watch me wank.

I remember the FOs smilies by heart.

Oh damn, it's that guy.

Take off your top.

Bent over.

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.

The Grasshopper was here.

 

[gunslingingbird]

So has anyone received a PM from Petra about this yet?

 

[Lethal]

The Jizzmeister
The Real Stiffler

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

So has anyone received a PM from Petra about this yet?

Nothing for my comedy gold, yet.

 

[slasher]

Nothing for my comedy gold, yet.

Me either. I gave up.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Me either. I gave up.

Oh, don't give yet! If anything, you can add to your post count.

 

[feller469]

Has started three "How do I get into the porn business?" threads

Has the cheat code to get 10x for post count

 

[BlueBalls]

Never sleeps

Assfinder General

Escaped from witch mountain.

Is really Eddie Murphy

Looks better from behind.

Ass man on patrol

Sck mi cck btch!

Trapped in the closet with R. Kelly

Has no more jerk socks.

 

[gunslingingbird]

It's me again!

 

[thebear247]

the man the myth the legend

 

[gunslingingbird]

Don't you think I look a little like Ron Jeremy in this light?

 

[Gordar]

I'm surrounded by perverts!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I know where Carmen San Diego is.

 

[feller469]

Told the wife I was online looking for Waldo

Heads I win, Tails you lose