Want to Earn Some MyFreeOnes Points? Give Me Some Titles!

[slasher]

Balls of steel!
Can shoot farther than you
Has a hard drive full of Freeones
I want to be a porn star when I grow up!

 

[RandomHero]

Freeones....Serious business

 

[BlueBalls]

"You wanna be my butt buddy?"

 

[shaggydude]

My Sex Tape!......Somebody Stole It!!!

 

[slasher]

My life long ambition is to be listed on Freeones.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Board Slut

This title would have to be bestowed before reaching 1,000 posts, as Board Whore is still th title everyone should strive for.

 

[feller469]

Bored Slut
Bored Whore
Experienced Rodeo Sex Rider
my dick is so big I type with my toes while jerking off
Has money shot the computer screen more times than he would like to admit
Still trying to figure out Tab A in Slut B
Thinks MMA is a new-age threesome
Tried NASCAR but couldn't remember which way to turn

 

[gunslingingbird]

Bored Slut

I claim copyrights!!! ^^ :thefinger

Bored Whore

Already exists.


P.S. I'm aware that you're writing bored, not board, but there's really not much difference. $2 bucks says that half the people on the board wouldn't know the difference.

 

[feller469]

$2 bucks says that half the people on the board wouldn't know the difference.

Which makes it even funnier for the rest of us. :glugglug:

 

[feller469]

Thinks a real football has pointy ends

 

[gunslingingbird]

I slept with your sister.

 

[D-rock]

Couldn't afford Costlyones.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Couldn't afford Costlyones.

lol I like this one :thumbsup:


Hmm...

Your mom told me about freeones (or your mom told me to check her out on freeones)


I'm such a creeper!


Sex is a hobby, Freeones is a way of life!


If I had to choose breathing or freeones, I'd probably be dead.


I talk in smilies


I haven't seen the light of day, since I joined freeones.


I swear it's not lipstick, I-Its k-kool aid


Will work for freeones points!


Kiss me! I'm from freeones!




I don't know, all I could come up with for now

 

[tunsty]

"Who do I have to F*ck to get some rep around here?"






Oh sorry, just thinking out loud there..

 

[gunslingingbird]

Let's see how many 'Who would you fuck?" threads are started today.

 

[BlueBalls]

My hand smells like old penis.

FreeOnes, home of the isolated soul.

Blows shit up

I love the smell of FreeOnes in the morning

Hairy asses welcome

Swank bank my plank on a stank

Aroooogah!

 

[gunslingingbird]

My balls itch.

 

[dog23]

Freeones is as close as I can Get

 

[gunslingingbird]

Did I do that?

 

[7777]

Wet Bandits
Sticky Bandits
Home Alone