Want to Earn Some MyFreeOnes Points? Give Me Some Titles!

[gunslingingbird]

Self-satisfaction guaranteed

 

[Lungzyn]

Going cold jerky

 

[gunslingingbird]

Burping the worm

 

[Petra]

Going to start inserting some of these. ;-) So keep an eye on people's titles.

And you'll know if yours was used...I'll add points with the note "contributed user title"

 

[gunslingingbird]

Going to start inserting some of these. ;-) So keep an eye on people's titles.

And you'll know if yours was used...I'll add points with the note "contributed user title"

Any chance you'll use any of mine?

 

[Petra]

Guess you'll have to wait and see, eh?

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'm waiting for Petra to give me some points.

 

[Eric Lindros]

You know those little words under your name that come up? These are user titles. Some are funny and witty, some seem to annoy people to no end.

Well, I'm looking for some new user titles to add to the database. If you can provide me with short, funny title and I happen to use it, I'll give you 10 MyFreeOnes points.

Enjoy life, enjoy FreeOnes

 

[BlueBalls]

Going to start inserting some of these. ;-) So keep an eye on people's titles.

And you'll know if yours was used...I'll add points with the note "contributed user title"

I wonder how many of mine got in?

Looking back over the ones I've posted, I'm guessing not many. Although I hear (from GSB) that you guys and gals at FreeOnes are bigger headcases than I am so who knows.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I wonder how many of mine got in?

Are you talking about titles or sperm count? :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Are you talking about titles or sperm count? :dunno:

Titles.

With my sperm count I can make a rough estimate. All I do is count the number of times I have been hit in the balls, either through self torture or unforseen errors when speaking to women. Then I multiply that number by the number of times I've held my balls over an open flame and divde that by my age. The answer you'll get is something along the lines of . . . 7.

:dunno:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That looks like a penis....only smaller.
I attended pornaholics anonymous. It didn't help.
Still pissed that Jesse James bangs Sandra Bullock.
Frequent guest star on "Cops." (Yeah the one in the tank top.)

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Your sister goes deeper

I'm a big kid now!

6'3" built & rich....at least on freeones I am

I know the muffin man

Wanna see my man boobs?

I spent alot of time in my locker as a kid

Let me see you tootsie roll!

I believe in Santa Claus

Your Face

Do vegetarians eat pussy?




(Yeah I know I'm kinda corny but hey, its what I could come up with lol)

 

[Miner69r]

How the fuck do I change this thing?!?!?

 

[spartan7]

I'm not cocky. My cock is cocky.

Why are my palms growing hair?

 

[Sexy_Katrina]

Im so horny I would fuck a shemale! lol

 

[rabid_2250]

- I eat newbies for breakfast.
- Would you like to see my monkey?

Would you like to help me spank the monkey.

Logged in till my hand got a headache

Petra is the greatest

There's medicine for your condition

Porn stars come and porn stars go but Freeones is forever

 

[gunslingingbird]

Hail Cthulu!

 

[feller469]

Thinks Mulder was just having a bad dream

When he told the bartender to give him a shot, she gave him tetanus

 

[Petra]

Hail Cthulu!

Suckup. :tongue: