we want cops with big balls, not big dicks!

[Lust]

so there goes my dream of being a policeman in Indonesia :tongue:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE63M3LF20100423

 

[jasmindahayden]

lol
nice thread
i have a question for you, pls pm me

 

[STDiva]

lol
nice thread
i have a question for you, pls pm me

:1orglaugh

 

[ThatRedWing]

That's not what the cowboy, biker, Indian and construction worker said.

 

[rock hard]

I do not wish to be a cop there......where can I get some of those leaves??!!

 

[tartanterrier]

Does this mean that if I wrap jaggy nettels around my penis,then
the stings will doube the size of it :dunno: :nanner:

 

[sualcalay]

lol
nice thread
i have a question for you, pls pm me

Lmao @ that.

That will invite so many jokes about Indonesian cops. :'D

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'm sorry, sir! I keep tripping over my penis!

Or...

Aww!
You saying I can't become like Steven Seagal now? You allow big bellies on the force but not big willies?

 

[Terry Sleeper]

I wouldn't mind being arrested by this cop!:
http://img34.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=013507942_n_a4_chubbyparade_123_385lo.jpg

 

[tiger1977]

What kind of police training does one have to go through that their penis size would hinder?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

I've known some women who can have the same effect...

 

[Red Spyder]

wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee,"

:eek:

we want cops with big balls, not big dicks!

Anyway, unlike Mexican cops who have neither.... just sayin' http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2011/03/wanted-officers-to-retake-mexico.html

 

[LukeEl]

We need more Robocops and less ED209's!