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Weirdest Place You Have Ever Masterbated

imac1604

Still waiting for Jenna to answer my PM
Guys or Girls Where is the weirdest place you have ever masterbated??? (eg. plane, taxi, school, work, etc.)
 

Facial_King

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
In your closet. :yesyes:

in the plane... under the blanket

Oh, that's charming! Don't tell me you were watching porn on your portable DVD player? :mad:
 

warman2442

One condom isn't enough
On a dock ... lol
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mrflexxx

I need viagra!
In the dressing room at Saks 5th avenue. I actually came on a 300 dollar pair of jeans,just left them there.
I was fucking my girlfriend at the time who worked their selling designer clothes, i went to visit her and she looked great and it was slow so i took her in the dressing room and started smashing her out, well of course someone paged her to do a return so she had to run, obviously i had to finish myself off so i did
 

scooter

If you had 3 wishes, they'd all be Freeones.
In the dressing room at Saks 5th avenue. I actually came on a 300 dollar pair of jeans,just left them there.
I was fucking my girlfriend at the time who worked their selling designer clothes, i went to visit her and she looked great and it was slow so i took her in the dressing room and started smashing her out, well of course someone paged her to do a return so she had to run, obviously i had to finish myself off so i did

Pics of this magical interlude?
 

mrflexxx

I need viagra!
Pics of this magical interlude?

LOL. My girl i am with now destroyed all evidence of my history of "magical interludes". What s worse is she is not game to replace the lost footage with new material.She actually has morals, which i just don't get in this day and age.
 

scooter

If you had 3 wishes, they'd all be Freeones.
LOL. My girl i am with now destroyed all evidence of my history of "magical interludes". What s worse is she is not game to replace the lost footage with new material.She actually has morals, which i just don't get in this day and age.

I feel for ya.
Maybe you could encourage your ex to join Freeones and offer some insight...
 

mrflexxx

I need viagra!
I feel for ya.
Maybe you could encourage your ex to join Freeones and offer some insight...

She is anti porn in a BIG BIG way. This activity i am engaged in at the moment is actually top secret. If she gets wind of this i will be DEVOTED to porn again. I have access to plenty of sites like videobox,naugtyamerica,brazzers etc. But i can't use them.
 

assholebythedoor

Baconsalt > WTC7
when I said fuck the world because they acted like cynical assholes So I went ahead and wasted the fresh nut I had faced and let some tag along suck some other cuck.
 

SacramentLoG

My hand is my best friend!
hmmm, probably at my aunts house while they were gone and I saw a HOT woman at the pool across the street. I was wacking away for all to see. lol
 

friendsofmine

One condom isn't enough
the middle of the road

was drivin and got real fuckin hard,pulled over,got completely naked,and squirted on right in the middle of the road

late night secluded road ....obviously
 
LOL, there was a time when i have had my own office, we all were sitting at the same room (5 people) and i was watching porn few times during the day. especially when our sales were bad... only now i understand how noticeable it was...

then i noticed that another guy from my office is doing the same...
i masturbated few times when the day was over and there was nobody in the office.

and one time at the beginning of the spring i was at part with my girlfriend. and she jerked me off there
 

clogselfe

Pussy, pussy, where are you?
Restroom of my friend and neighbor! We were looking Tv and then his mother came in. She wore fantastic tight denim and sexy mules, which i was addicted to. She told us, that she would go to the supermarket. I knew her mules will be placed in the restroom then. So I told my friend I would piss and they were still warm from her feet! I wanked and came over the mules ...
 
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