Weirdest place you've ever masturbated

[Bowser]

OK, I was on vacation with the wife and we were headed back home after a late night of partying but no sex. I was driving and was horny as hell but there was no place to pull off the road and rip off a piece, so I made an excuse about being too tired to drive and let the wife take the wheel of the minivan. After about 5 minutes of trying to sleep it off I couldn't wait any longer, so I dropped trou and proceeded to lend myself a hand while the wife drove at 70mph down the Transcanada. Not sure if anyone could see in but I didn't care, however the wife was shocked. Quite possibly the best orgasm I ever experienced, and what a fuckin mess too.

 

[Death_blooms08]

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=43255&page=2&highlight=favorite+ways+masturbate

Surprised Mastor-bator hasn't created more topics, best places to do it, weirdest place ever masturbated, etc.

:scream: :rofl: I called it, I knew this thread was going to be made. I was just wrong on who created it.

 

[member2686]

Yet another new guy comes on here and shares his masturbation stories straight out of the gate...not to mention it's a duplicate of a duplicate of a duplicate thread...

When will they learn? Oh, Lord in Heaven, when will they learn?!?! lmao :1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[E-Ann-Hilden]

This is a hottie site, not a masturbating to a hottie and too tell the tale site!

 

[julialee89]

Uhmmm... On the top of a mountain, in a front desk, our balcony (where everybody can see), on a parkingspot in LA, in the woods, several times in different cars, a ferry dock, a football field. Quite lame places...

 

[Tittyman5000]

Earth

 

[L3ggy]

Quite an old thread you decided to resurrect, Norwegian.

 

[lurkingdirk]

On the cat.

 

[Tittyman5000]

In a tree

 

[julialee89]

Quite an old thread you decided to resurrect, Norwegian.

Yesh. The norwegian viking dares to try - even though he is doomed to fail and have to travel to Iceland when he does fail

On the cat.

I would say THAT is weird.

In a tree

I was planning for that this summer.

 

[Shifty]

On the cat.

Reported.

See ya! :ban2:

 

[rayman53x]

umm.. the woods, or at summer camp lol

take your pick

 

[lurkingdirk]

Reported.

See ya! :ban2:

 

[mr. jizz]

Purgatory.

 

[Shifty]

 

[luis1972]

In the top of a LPG tank

 

[Bearded_Menace]

At grandma's house. Trying to masturbate while everything smelled like Vick's vapor rub and plastic was really distracting.

 

[DJCowboy]

In a gay adult theater... or did I?

 

[pornace]

in the cinema

 

[Tittyman5000]

In a Wlmart Parkin lot?