Weirdest thing you did...

[0000]

...while masturbating ?

I onced masturbate in the bathtub while breaking 5 or 6 eggs on me...

 

[himperv203]

...while masturbating ?

I onced masturbate in the bathtub while breaking 5 or 6 eggs on me...

Ewwww!

 

[0000]

Ewwww!

Yep.
And I wanna try something new...

 

[himperv203]

Well you need to invest in some towels for sure,

 

[friendsofmine]

hollow out a cucumber and put it in the microwave...pretty fuckin realistic feeling
haha...ya i know....what a freak....what a perv....

 

[0000]

hollow out a cucumber and put it in the microwave...pretty fuckin realistic feeling
haha...ya i know....what a freak....what a perv....

Wow, that's something I gotta try, thanks

 

[rawlwear]

...while masturbating ?

I onced masturbate in the bathtub while breaking 5 or 6 eggs on me...

Can I ask why?

 

[ChefChiTown]

This one time, while I was masturbating, I performed an emergency C-Section on a 19 year old Lithuanian girl who was pregnant with quadruplets. Was it messy? Yes. Was it horrific looking? Yes. Was it the best stroke session I've ever heard? YES.

There is nothing sexier than looking inside of a stomach that is full of underdeveloped infants while you jerk your cock around, you know? Yeeeeeah, you know.

 

[himperv203]

I have mastrubated 18 times in 24 hrs...is that weird enough?

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

Not if youre from some place like fargo...opppppps, scratch that.

 

[Skyraider22]

With my wife high heel shoe blew my load right in it:dunno: You asked

 

[tiger1977]

I have mastrubated 18 times in 24 hrs...is that weird enough?

Good lord man. I know you had to be raw by the end of that day.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Well one time, at band camp..........

 

[nothingandless]

i finished?

 

[squallumz]

oh chefy, we should be bffs. <3

 

[bustybbwlover]

masturbating with icy hot...very intense

 

[busenbust]

:rofl:

 

[SashaSparks]

a photographer friend of mine strung this girl up from the ceiling, opened her vagina with a speculum, poured water in, dropped in a goldfish and a small light, and took pictures.
his name was Thomas Landon and he rocks!

 

[sproing99]

....handed down a 6 month prison term for indecent exposure.

The irony made me blow my load

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

a photographer friend of mine strung this girl up from the ceiling, opened her vagina with a speculum, poured water in, dropped in a goldfish and a small light, and took pictures.
his name was Thomas Landon and he rocks!

we need pics to confirm sasha?