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What animal would you be.

Ravenholm

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Re: If you were an animal....

Siberian Tiger.
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Re: If you were an animal....

Dolphin. One of the few other species on the planet earth that have sex just for the fun of it.
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Re: If you were an animal....

Dolphin. One of the few other species on the planet earth that have sex just for the fun of it.

Actually, they're the only species other than humans that copulates for pleasure and not solely for procreation. ;)
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Re: If you were an animal....

Actually, they're the only species other than humans that copulates for pleasure and not solely for procreation. ;)

What about pygmy chimps .. they suck each other off as a form of social greeting.

Humans - handshake
Pygmy Chimp - bj

I'm not sure who has the best deal.
 

gunslingingbird

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Re: If you were an animal....

What about pygmy chimps .. they suck each other off as a form of social greeting.

Humans - handshake
Pygmy Chimp - bj

I'm not sure who has the best deal.

Ok, so I forgot about those, and we both forgot about bonobos. Their society is a big free-for-all.
 

anairhead999

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave FreeOnes.
Re: If you were an animal....

I would be ether a cheetah or a honey badger :D
 

enndaley

Cumming to a town near you!
Re: If you were an animal....

Probably a mongoose.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Re: If you were an animal....

I'd stay just what I am.

Especially considering the fact that humans are animals.....
 

enndaley

Cumming to a town near you!
Re: If you were an animal....

I'd stay just what I am.

Especially considering the fact that humans are animals.....

Not to be nitpicky, but humans are mammals. "Animal" can be applied to lots of living things, including bacteria.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Re: If you were an animal....

Not to be nitpicky, but humans are mammals. "Animal" can be applied to lots of living things, including bacteria.


...which doesn't change the fact that humans are animals.


Even if the question was re-phrased to be more accurate,I'd still have the same answer.
 

Bloodshot Scott

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Re: If you were an animal....

That's a tough one. I always thought Rottweilers were wicked bad ass. I wouldn't want to be able to be prey to animal cruelity, so, Tyranosaurus Rex??? :dunno: (I know I didn't spell that right).
Well I sure do love pussy.... I think I'll say......Pussy :)

A big pussy or a lil pussy (tiger/bobcat/lion or feline)?

what kinda animal would you be?


I guess I would be a magpie or raven. :o


EDIT: I forgot to mention. I don't want to hear obvious answers from The OC or L3ggstar! :D

Maley:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=350380&highlight=animal
 

RichardNailder

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
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Re: If you were an animal....

What about pygmy chimps .. they suck each other off as a form of social greeting.

Humans - handshake
Pygmy Chimp - bj

I'm not sure who has the best deal.

I was cute when I was younger :D

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But then I developed this strange fetish as I got older :dunno:

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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Re: If you were an animal....

I would be Sasquatch
 
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