what are some ways i can jerk off this way

[kojimafan]

ok i want to jerk off without cumming on my hands. i live with roommates so i want to do it in the comfort of my own room; i dont want to leave to the bathroom and come back in every second because it will be annoying. i just want to cum inside something and easily flush it down the toilet. if possible i dont want to touch my skin with my hands just in case i have other things to do. i dont touch anythign when i jerk off; i have to wash my hands when i do so.

any help would be great. thanks

 

[Tittyman5000]

Buy a Fleshlight :dunno:

 

[PirateKing]

Give it to your roommate afterward.

 

[GregCentauro]

 

[biomech]

Just wash your hands after you spank it. Problem solved.
Or you could just eat it.:thumbsup:

 

[busaguy79]

jerk off in one of your roomates socks, then just set in in the laundry hamper, back of the net!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Another example of why there should be a Freeones Constitutional Amendment banning new threads from someone with less than 100 posts.

 

[Jagger69]

ok i want to jerk off without cumming on my hands. i live with roommates so i want to do it in the comfort of my own room; i dont want to leave to the bathroom and come back in every second because it will be annoying. i just want to cum inside something and easily flush it down the toilet. if possible i dont want to touch my skin with my hands just in case i have other things to do. i dont touch anythign when i jerk off; i have to wash my hands when i do so.

any help would be great. thanks

One word: cantaloupe

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Here ya go buddy. Problem solved.

Solution One

Solution Two

 

[lurkingdirk]

Just fuck your room mates in the ass. It's great.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Just fuck your room mates in the ass. It's great.

tattle tales and gossipy pants don't get their Friday fistings ....

 

[jlm555]

use tissues,then flush it down the toilet.

 

[lurkingdirk]

tattle tales and gossipy pants don't get their Friday fistings ....

I've got nothing else planned for Friday. Please give me another Chance.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I've got nothing else planned for Friday. Please give me another Chance.

Poppa's fetching the Crisco ..... you'd better start your stretching exercises now. It's gonna be a elbow-deep session.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Poppa's fetching the Crisco ..... you'd better start your stretching exercises now. It's gonna be a elbow-deep session.

I was hoping for knee-deep, but I'll settle for elbow-deep.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I was hoping for knee-deep, but I'll settle for elbow-deep.

elbow deep, both arms.

 

[lurkingdirk]

elbow deep, both arms.

Head too, or no deal.

 

[BlueBalls]

Break out ol' crusty....

 

[walker123]

why not just use a condom? and a latex glove?

 

[ravenheart]

open your window and shoot it on passer-bys:eek: