what are some ways i can jerk off this way

[DOA82]

ok i want to jerk off without cumming on my hands. i live with roommates so i want to do it in the comfort of my own room; i dont want to leave to the bathroom and come back in every second because it will be annoying. i just want to cum inside something and easily flush it down the toilet. if possible i dont want to touch my skin with my hands just in case i have other things to do. i dont touch anythign when i jerk off; i have to wash my hands when i do so.

any help would be great. thanks

I come back from a weeks vacation and this little treat is the first post I get to reply to.

As usual I have many questions -

A) What kind of Rain Man masturbation technique are you using that apparantly leaves you dripping in your own jizz?

B) "i dont want to leave to the bathroom and come back in every second because it will be annoying" - How many times a day are you cumming?

P.S A man can use the bathroom, people go there to poop as well as "wash up"

C) You dont want to touch your skin while cleaning up....but are quite happy to vigourously rub your cock for minutes on end without worrying about hygiene?

D) "I have to wash my hands when I do so" - Regardless of how you masturbate, you should clean up i.e wash your damn hands.

Unless through the power of kinesis, the force or the miracle you get a girlifriend to one day polish your flap jack for you. Then you are gonna have to wash up and clean up. Of course, unless you are staring at the end of your cock like some moron staring down the barrel of a gun then its very easy to remain a cum free zone.

Keep posting questions like this you will also remain a girl free zone for a very long time.

 

[mrtrebus]

Take a straw & insert it down the eye of your cock then ensure the other end is inserted into your mouth. When you are about to cum blow as hard as you can, you will reverse ejaculate & have no mess to clean up. The added bonus is that you will have the most intense orgasm ever 100% guaranteed!

 

[Kingfisher]

Take the left pizza from last night, and give it a cream sauce.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Just kill yourself. But I must warn you. I hear some people ejaculate the moment they die and you wouldn't want to get any on you now would ya? Either that or go to therapy for your obvious OCD.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

Paper cup. :dunno:

 

[Galactic]

Another example of why there should be a Freeones Constitutional Amendment banning new threads from someone with less than 100 posts.

Agreed. :clap:

 

[Niels]

I always get a lot of toilet paper to my room. I lay it on top of my hand.
And When I almost cumming I lay it on my penis and cum in the toilet paper.