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Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
 

Born2Jizz

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
This .....
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...

Oh Fight Club! :D:glugglug:

"Sleepwalkin'" by Golden Earring

 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Ultima Thule - Proud & Strong
 

L3ggy

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Ultima Thule - Songs of Wolves
 

L3ggy

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Cue - I'm Burnin'
 

L3ggy

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Europe - In My Time
 

L3ggy

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GES - När Vi Gräver Guld I USA
 
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