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What are you self-conscious about?

Tittyman5000

Freeones T-shirt Winner
Don't feel so bad STD, I also suffer from a receding hairline :facepalm: & I used to have awesome hair, I heard its from eating too much pussy :dunno:
Oh & I got a fucked up tattoo on my back
 

STDiva

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
im still confused about who this comes from, the mom or the dad?

ive heard it go both ways.

I thought it was the mom, but I'm my dads twin. I've taken after him 100%. it has to be him. And if it isn't, I'm blaming him anyway.

Tittyman. Bald is beautiful.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
I thought it was the mom, but I'm my dads twin. I've taken after him 100%. it has to be him. And if it isn't, I'm blaming him anyway.

Tittyman. Bald is beautiful.

see, thats what i dont get. my girls bro is a fucking exact copy of his dad.

if they both lose their hair, wtf?
 

ThatRedWing

MasterBlaster
I don't like my beard being so gray. It doesn't bother me enough to make me shave it though. In a way it helps show off how awesome my full head of thick, auburn hair is.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
i have the worse self image ever. so basically, i despise everything about myself.

thank god for my girl, otherwise i might have off'd myself long ago.
 

mr. jizz

FreeOnes makes me moist!
The skin on my shoulders/upper arms. I have a mild case of eczema on my arms. My condition isn't as bad as pictures I've seen (maybe cause I'm tanned so the dots don't show as much) and my girlfriend says she never even noticed it until I pointed it out, but everytime I see those little red dots on my shoulders, I cringe.
 

RichardNailder

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Approved Content Owner
My pennis is too big.

:dito:

Fuck, and I thought I was the only one that it bothered.


Does it also bug you that your balls hang to your knees, your hair grows out of your ears (and not your head) and you have constant anal-leakage? Because if so, we be brothers.
 

RichardNailder

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
Approved Content Owner
I don't like my beard being so gray. It doesn't bother me enough to make me shave it though. In a way it helps show off how awesome my full head of thick, auburn hair is.

I actually like the graying in my beard. I have a few flippant answers that I typically give but in all seriousness, I don't know why I like it, I just do.

Maybe it's because I had a number of very influential "gray-haired" people in my life, from infancy to present. A crowd I would be honored to ascend to.

Or maybe it's because nasty young ladies find it irresistible.........

Or both?
 

BAYAMONXXX

Land Of The Snakes
I thought it was the mom, but I'm my dads twin. I've taken after him 100%. it has to be him. And if it isn't, I'm blaming him anyway.

Tittyman. Bald is beautiful.

Agree bald is beautiful. but i won't leave the crib without my fitted hat. :hatsoff:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
:dito:

Fuck, and I thought I was the only one that it bothered.


Does it also bug you that your balls hang to your knees, your hair grows out of your ears (and not your head) and you have constant anal-leakage? Because if so, we be brothers.

Everything but the balls and the leakage. Consult a physician. Now.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I always tell the scmucks who ask about my pate, "God covers the ugly heads with hair." That usually shuts them up.
 

Alyssa Rose

Tip: install a spycam in your toilet.
Official Checked Star Member
I have this scar on my left hand from when I burned myself accidentally as a kid.. It's inbetween my thumb and pointer finger and no one notices it really unless they're looking at my hand up close (nail salons etc..)

Also I know this is going to sound crazy to you guys cause well you're guys lol but I honestly hate my chest, I don't think my boobs look normal at all.. A friends older brother told him at a party that I was at "if they're bigger than a handful they're a waste." and that always stuck in my mind.. I feel like they're too big.. Plus they cause another insecurity I have.. My back pain, literally every time I lay flat on my back you can hear it crack from a mile away.. It's embarrassing. I'm constantly leaning backwards and rubbing against the corners of walls to find a little bit of relief from the pressure..

And my hair.. When it's in its natural state, it seriously looks like hermoines from Harry Potter lol it's frizzy and curly and blah..

Oh and btw GSB & Squallum, some girls don't mind the snoring.. My ex snored really bad and after a few weeks of living with him I got so used to it that when we broke up a few years later I couldn't sleep for two weeks because it was too quiet.. :dunno:
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
ironically, my girl hates the quiet now too. hmm. maybe ur right. she snores softly and i dont mind it. in fact, its awesome.

also, hermione! hehehehehe! i just named my newest kitten that.
 
ironically, my girl hates the quiet now too. hmm. maybe ur right. she snores softly and i dont mind it. in fact, its awesome.

also, hermione! hehehehehe! i just named my newest kitten that.

[ awwww, i love cats/ kittens too ! ]:hybrid:
 

bahodeme

Closed Account
The spots on my back from cystic acne when I was a teenager. I will not go shirtless unless I'm swimming, even then its straight from the pool to the lounge chair or the shirt is back on.
 
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