What can i get away with?

[Ches]

I've got this older woman on the go, i'll be honest she's not the best looking but has skills to make up for that! And she's pretty open minded when it comes to trying out new sexual acts.. What shall i try and get her to do/let me do?

 

[shayd]

I think the first thing you should do is move away from this idea of trying anything that "I can get away with". It'll probably be a lot more productive if you treat it as, "what can we try together".

 

[STDiva]

I think the first thing you should do is move away from this idea of trying anything that "I can get away with". It'll probably be a lot more productive if you treat it as, "what can we try together".

truth son.

 

[BlueBalls]

Blood Orgy.

 

[Torre82]

Sup Shayd? Long time no wifeswap. A'course I have no wife, so you get the fleshlight. haw!

On-topic: Do anything. Do everything. Enjoy it to the max, and for fuck's sake take pictures and/or video so that when it's all over you can remember it ... no, TREASURE her.. for the rest of your life. A wildcat is meant to be enjoyed for a short time and passed elsewhere. You know it cant last long, so stop worrying and start trying. Just remember not to piss off your temporary treasure.

 

[Facial_King]

See if she'll actually chew off a tiny piece of your cock-flesh and eat it in melted butter.

 

[Torre82]

See if she'll actually chew off a tiny piece of your cock-flesh and eat it in melted butter with a dabbling of sun dried tomato, a few smidgeons of basil and served with a slightly chilled table red.

Ah. Much better. I just couldnt stomach the thought of a meal without spices or wine.

 

[Juiceman]

Tell her you want to be her "boy-toy" she'll do the rest.... E N J O Y !!!

 

[TITS KING]

the real vodka ladies like a lot and energy which is always top requirement for ......:nannerf1::nannerf1:

:hatsoff:

 

[broderic_randal]

ask her if she wants to do a dirty Sanchez

 

[pikachar]

Ah. Much better. I just couldnt stomach the thought of a meal without spices or wine.

:bowdown::bowdown: King of FO comedy :bowdown::bowdown:

 

[Torre82]

:bowdown::bowdown: King of FO comedy :bowdown::bowdown:

My thanks to you, good sir. There's just so much to lampoon on this fine board.. it's like being a kid (with ADHD) in a candy store. (and ritalin in the glass case behind the counter)

.... wanna ride bikes?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Ah. Much better. I just couldnt stomach the thought of a meal without spices or wine.

Actually, I think that cock flesh would be better off being braised in a mixture of lamb demi glace, onion pique and it's own juices, cooked to tender perfection, thinly sliced and served with rosemary/garlic mashed potatoes and a nice cabernet sauvignon.

 

[Torre82]

Actually, I think that cock flesh would be better off being braised in a mixture of lamb demi glace, onion pique and it's own juices, cooked to tender perfection, thinly sliced and served with rosemary/garlic mashed potatoes and a nice cabernet sauvignon.

Oh dear gawd, there you go overthinking your meal, again! Yes, that would be a tasty meatstick.. or rather meatLOAVES.. heh heh.. AHEH.. eh.. yes, anyway. ::chuckle:: To the seasoned, experienced tongue that would be lovely but you must remember how little culinary.. oh what's the word? ::thinks:: To some of these culinary buttfucks (subtle?) the best meal ever would be beer-battered dick served in a toasted wheat bun with mayo and some miller lite on the side. BLECH.

(I added the toasted wheat simply because I'd spontaneously die if I had to think of someone using normal old bleached-white hot dog buns for a meal. No vitamins, no redeeming taste... what's the point of bleaching the living fuck out of a food?! Anyway.

 

[bodie54]

Oh dear gawd, there you go overthinking your meal, again!

:1orglaugh
...:rofl:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Oh dear gawd, there you go overthinking your meal, again! Yes, that would be a tasty meatstick.. or rather meatLOAVES.. heh heh.. AHEH.. eh.. yes, anyway. ::chuckle:: To the seasoned, experienced tongue that would be lovely but you must remember how little culinary.. oh what's the word? ::thinks:: To some of these culinary buttfucks (subtle?) the best meal ever would be beer-battered dick served in a toasted wheat bun with mayo and some miller lite on the side. BLECH.

(I added the toasted wheat simply because I'd spontaneously die if I had to think of someone using normal old bleached-white hot dog buns for a meal. No vitamins, no redeeming taste... what's the point of bleaching the living fuck out of a food?! Anyway.

What's wrong with beer-battered 'nis?

 

[Namreg]

Blood Orgy.

- yeah!, let's rape and kill her!

- no, let's kill her first, and then use her blood as lubrication!

south park FTW

 

[TITS KING]

You know yourself.................:hatsoff:

 

[Bone]

I've got this older woman on the go, i'll be honest she's not the best looking but has skills to make up for that! And she's pretty open minded when it comes to trying out new sexual acts.. What shall i try and get her to do/let me do?

ask her to invite her daughter to bed :dunno:

 

[Torre82]

What's wrong with beer-battered 'nis?

It's redundant, for one thing. I'm a male.. you're a male.. when exactly arent we battering our dicks.. aheh heh.. and moreover basting the inside with all the booze we drink, eh? Do you know how rum and wine-battered my whole body must be?! The thought is strangely tasty. In case of my death.. cook some part of me, 'fibrillate me back temporarily and let me take a taste test!