What can i get away with?

[ChefChiTown]

It's redundant, for one thing. I'm a male.. you're a male.. when exactly arent we battering our dicks.. aheh heh.. and moreover basting the inside with all the booze we drink, eh? Do you know how rum and wine-battered my whole body must be?! The thought is strangely tasty. In case of my death.. cook some part of me, 'fibrillate me back temporarily and let me take a taste test!

I beer battered ween all the time. In fact...

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When you die, I'm going to cut thin strips from your inner thigh meat, salt them, cure them, smoke them and then dehydrate them and make some Torrejerky.