What do you do last when you fuck?

[mrtrebus]

Steal alexpnz's wallet from under his mattress.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Ejaculate. It would be pretty stupid to start with

 

[jtcarra]

leave

 

[feelfree]

Get a shower

 

[Shifty]

Run a comb through my salon-coiffed hair, pull my singed member from the tail pipe and then hitchhike home.

 

[GregCentauro]

put the corpse back in the coffin, keep the best parts as souvenir.

 

[titsrock]

Log on here and post.

 

[Ziggous]

recommend not wasting people's time with senseless posts.....

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Help her to get the sperm out of her eyes... by handing over a tissue.

 

[mrtrebus]

recommend not wasting people's time with senseless posts.....

:dito:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Weep.

 

[STDiva]

I stab. Stab what you ask? I just stab.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I stab. Stab what you ask? I just stab.

I thought "stabbing" was fucking?

 

[STDiva]

I thought "stabbing" was fucking?

–verb (used with object)
1.
to pierce or wound with or as if with a pointed weapon: She stabbed a piece of chicken with her fork.
2.
to thrust, plunge, or jab (a knife, pointed weapon, or the like) into something: He stabbed the knife into the man's chest.

 

[lurkingdirk]

–verb (used with object)
1.
to pierce or wound with or as if with a pointed weapon: He stabbed her in the coochie with his man-tackle.
2.
to thrust, plunge, or jab (a knife, pointed weapon, or the like) into something: He stabbed his penis into her gaping wetness.

I fixed it. Still seems appropriate.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

get him to make me a sammich.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

ask her to leave, then roll a joint :hatsoff:

 

[Ziggous]

ask her to leave, then roll a joint :hatsoff:

roll a joint and share with her

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Dispose of the body.

 

[L3ggy]

Eat the body for dinner.