What do you hate the most in a sex scene?

[thompson]

I can live witout seeing another guy getting sucked off

 

[lachnit]

I don't care much fore the pussy licking part, i hate lesbian sex. Boring as hell.

 

[EvaForU]

I have a lot of friends in the business, I dated a pornstar for a time, and I've been giving detailed advice on about.com on the porn industry for years. I even give radio interviews from time to time about it. See for yourself.

http://www.allexperts.com/browse.cgi?catLvl=3&catID=2706

You're entitled to your opinions, but I'm damn well sure I know what I'm talking about and I'm not in a fantasy world... well, I am, but that's different.

Anyway, in the Valley, they don't use bags, they don't use fake squirts or money shots, and I'd love to hear where you got this information from along with the "all Arabs hate all Americans" theory

You can tell someone they're wrong, or that you disagree without calling them stupid (other thread) or saying they live in a fantasy world. Those things are harsh, if people don't talk to you like that, why talk to them like that.

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BTW I want to add some more things...

I HATE when the camera just focuses on the genitalia... the cock going in and out of the pussy or ass... over and over... I want to see her whole body... I want to see her face... I hate those close ups, especially as in some scenes, they take up the majority of the scene!

They're good for spotting all those female orgasms though I suppose

Also, I don't like it when there's no music (although the music often sucks) unless the noise is good and sexy... and I also can't stand guys like the Anabolic guys who are basically just jerks to the girls... I hate those weird or insulting cameramen who try to demean the women before the scene.

Fox

i called you stupid because you called stupid arabian people first...ok?

i tell you..keep on living in your fantasy world...

EVA

 

[pussypoppa]

I hate all the foreplay crap, licking nipples, sucking dick and stuff...why cant they just get to the penetration part quicker?...

 

[underneath]

I hate it when the camera is on the girls face just as she is about to receive a facial and then it goes to a close-up of some guys weird sweaty face for like 30 seconds...what a turn off...

exactly

but i also hates bad cameria views. cant explain it.

 

[Pariah000]

i hate the demon face and dirty talk. theyr disgusting, i dont care if youre my bitch!

i know its not on the list, but cmon you gotta cover all the bases

 

[bonkers69]

the whole touching kissing scene gets real old, and watching a girl slobber slash spit on a guys tool while she's sucking it

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I agree with CK 80. I have no idea why they show the dude's face. I can't think of anyone who would want to see it. Even chicks watching porn don't want to see the ugly motherfucker's face. They hired a dick, not a person.

 

[tjay]

I think anal penitration ranks real high on the grose scene plus spanking and toys.

 

[Thunderjet]

Do I have to narrow it down to one because I can think of three.

1.Anal sex does not turn me on in any way.

2.Facials. Unless the girl is really into it licking and sucking every drop. I find it to be sexier when a girls getting fucked and the guy pulls out and cums on her pussy, stomach and tits.

3.Super long BJ scenes. Again unless she's really into it and knows how to suck, long BJ scenes just bore me.:2 cents:

 

[Porn_Lover]

I like all of them but I guess if I had to choose the one I could do without it would be anal. What I really hate is when the only thing on the screen is the guy's face.

 

[Melroy]

I like all of them but I guess if I had to choose the one I could do without it would be anal. What I really hate is when the only thing on the screen is the guy's face.

Yeah, I agree that is the one thing that gets me. And I can't even understand how that fucking happens. Porn is mainly watched by men that are jerking off. And the last thing you want to see is some dude doing an "O" face http://www.bullshitjob.com/officespace/oface.wav (thanks Office Space). I think if you see it edited into a movie
1- the camera mans gay and can't keep his eyes off the dude or
2- the editor is an asshole and says "hey let me throw in this shot of this guy that will fuck everybody up!"

 

[angela&felicity]

none of the above really. i hate cursing and gagging or vomitting, that is not a turn on for me.

 

[bnaked]

Kissing

:Kiss: :nono:

 

[Dutchman]

I hate it when the camera is on the girls face just as she is about to receive a facial and then it goes to a close-up of some guys weird sweaty face for like 30 seconds...what a turn off...

I agree w/ Civic.....
Major turn-off to watch the guys face after he came. There is absolutely no turn-on in it. At that moment I wanna see her face sucking cock and cum, licking her fingers w/ cum or whatever she's doing w/ cum!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mambo81]

Can't seem to open page 5. What is often frustrating for guys who like bj/hj/fj scenes is where the cameraman won't stay close focused for long and seems to be unable to keep still, constantly changing angles, zooming in and out, walking around the room, filming the interior decor and spending too much time filming the guy gurning close up. How can anyone get off to that? Also who really gets off on watching a guy licking/sucking any part of the girl but what probably angers me the most is where a girl who is clearly talented at getting a guy off is pushed away so the guy can wank himself off. Oh and bukkake isn't much different from a bunch of fat bastards wanking off over a picture. Anyone fancy watching that? No?

 

[BlueBalls]

All those people staring at my ass.

Yes it's hairy get over yourselves!!!! And why are there 60 people watching me have sex anyway?

 

[NavyBlue]

Too much touching/kissing is a waste of time. I also don't like too much anal action.

 

[METAL HEAD]

them trying too talk whole thing out as its going on

 

[ljswilling]

Don't really care too much for the pussy licking, kind of bores me to be honest!