What do you think about your Mother-in-Law?

[AverageAllStar]

I couldn't ask for a better mother-in-law. From the first time I met her, she has been nothing but the best to me. It makes it that much easier to get married when you know you like the family that you are marrying into.

 

[squallumz]

shes a fucking loon. and im not saying it because youre supposed to talk shit about in laws, shes literally a loon.

 

[dick van cock]

She lives more than 1,600 kilometres away from here.

 

[clogselfe]

Since for weeks she has a new hip joint and now she can laugh and everything is better than before. And she doesn't complain about everything anymore. It's a new mother-in-law, i think. Pretty much thanks to the doctors. I hope this situation will last. I never could understand, why such a sexy person can always be so unbearable.

 

[Bigoldowls]

I don't have a mother-in-law.

 

[Portillo]

My mother-in-law is a great mother-in-law. We get along well. I just wish she'd raised her kids better.

 

[bazza599]

she is a pop up pirate she only pops up to cause trouble or when the bitch wants something

 

[Sicario]

I don't have one yet.

I do get along very well with my GF's mom...she's super cool. Excellent cook!

 

[clogselfe]

And you?

 

[sputnikgirl]

Well, my future mother in law is old & Irish & Catholic.

 

[angelfire1972]

she is 87 years old, and is a liitle sick but is a good persons

 

[clogselfe]

bump

 

[JacknCoke]

My future MIL is a wonderful woman, very funny and loving. She loves me like a daughter, and I think she might like me more than her son.

This sounds like my mother. She loves my GF more then she loves me:crying:

 

[Facetious]

For formers ? : A late blooming "Gay" :uohs: :o :hatsoff:

 

[Rey C.]

The woman who almost became my mother-in-law hated me with a purple_passion. The dad was OK with me. But la madre hated me.

After an argument, I made a joke about taking her on a deer hunting trip and giving her the honor of wearing the antler suit. I was just joking around (in a sarcastic kind of way). But once she found out what that really meant, I think she was playing with the idea of having me killed. Nah, I'm serious. This was a wealthy South American family and I was never quite sure what the (true) source of that wealth was.

I think that old bitch was going to snuff out your beloved Rey C.!!! :helpme:

 

[Facetious]

. This was a wealthy South American family....]

Georgia, Mississippi or ...:dunno: :tongue: :jester:


Serious now - Portuguese or Spanish speaking, Rey ?

OMG ! what ever did she just say about you with that evil glare on her face ? :eek:

 

[Rey C.]

Georgia, Mississippi or ...:dunno: :tongue: :jester:


Serious now - Portuguese or Spanish speaking, Rey ?

OMG ! what ever did she just say about you with that evil glare on her face ? :eek:

The family was from Peru. The father's family was from Italy. The mother's family was from Spain. My lil princess and her younger sister spoke Spanish primarily.

I never met either of her parents. All this took place over the phone. The mother's sister, who lived in Maryland (and liked me) had to step in and smooth things over. I'm not joking. I was a little worried for awhile. When I took the princess to the range and we rented an Uzi for a few hours, I got a little concerned when she said the men who worked for her father had guns like that. :eek: I know they'd had problems with the Shining Path guerillas back then, but she told me that her dad owned a farm. But she never told me what he grew on his farm. My dad had a farm too. But we had some pistols, shotguns and rifles for coyotes, crows and groundhogs. We didn't have any Uzis or MP5's, ya know?!


Thinking about it, I could either be livin' large right now in a big house paid for by Big Daddy, with a bunch of howling kids and a (now) fat girl who once resembled Salma Hayek, or I could be in a box in the ground with my arms and legs missing.

 

[bandanoantri]

Not really my mother-in-law since I've never been married, but I'm kinda banging her right now, because my current GF is the mom of my ex. To cut a long story short, the daughter went for a year to the States as an au-pair, we broke up a month later. Saw her mom for the first time at the airport, we kept in touch via email, at one point we hooked up and been together ever since...and still crazy in love. Her daughter came back from the US with the love of her life.

Crazier things have happened I believe...

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I would kill for my mother in law. She's a great person...smart, kind, compassionate, and respectful. She lives less then a 10 minutes walk from my wife and I, and NEVER knocks on our door unless she has called first. She's a phenomenal cook, and baker...making a cheese cake that will make your eyes roll back in your head, and cause you to moan loudly. Her pork roast, sauerkraut and dumplings, is second to none, and she always has cold beer in the fridge on holidays. One of the coolest people in my life...I'm a lucky guy.

 

[banane18021802]

i m not married but my ex mother was a bitch, but i wud have done her if there was a chance. she looked similar to lady sonya