What does a blowjob feel like?

[Porn0Lover]

I guess I'll always wonder this till I get a real one some day LOL but they just look so damn good I mean I bet they feel like heaven!

 

[hedonis]

Prepare for LOTS of really interesting replies.

Just sayin... :hatsoff:




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[Boldy]

Prepare for LOTS of really interesting replies.

Just sayin... :hatsoff:




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Can't wait

 

[h00t3rl0v3r]

At least someone not bragging about something he supposedly experienced, although this also is something in which you paint yourself a nice big bullseye with!

I bet you also mean by your question: "What does GETTING a blowjob feel like?" or is it "What does GIVING a blowjob feel like?"

Getting one depends ( some girls suck, others suck.....), giving one I do not know.

 

[Facetious]

sorta like puttin' petro gelly all over your member and capping it off with the vacuum hose at the "do it yourself" coin - carwash.

A buck fifty and a dallop of jelly and you're good to go . . . I guess :dunno:

 

[senob44]

It feels just like warm Apple pie.

And as for GIVING one? I can only assume it TASTES just like warm Apple pie.
(complete with chunks)

 

[BlueBalls]

You know when your girlfriend grabs your balls really tightly because you accidentally pinched her nipple a bit to hard...........yeah? Or is that just what mine does :dunno:



Well.......it feels nothing like that

 

[asleep]

"A blowjob is both enjoyable and disgusting." -James Joyce
(The original quote is not about blowjob, but sex. Well, you could replace sex with anything: "Strawberries are both pleasurable and repulsive.")

 

[LBP 76]

You are telling us you go to Yale and that white women 'seem so much more sexual then any other race' and you've never had a blowjob?
Well, that explains that.

How does it feel? Everything from great to lousy. The devil is always in the details.

 

[calpoon]

I think this is a Zen question.

 

[AnubisZ]

It feels just like warm Apple pie.

Beat me too it. :1orglaugh

 

[AnubisZ]

You know when your girlfriend grabs your balls really tightly because you accidentally pinched her nipple a bit to hard...........yeah? Or is that just what mine does :dunno:



Well.......it feels nothing like that

:1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[Troy25]

It feels like a big bag of sand.

 

[Eric Lindros]

What does it feel? Don't know, most of the time a fell asleep and she wake me up when it's getting a mess.

 

[tubuler]

It feels just like warm apple pie.

No no. That's how pussy feels. A blowjob feels like sticking your cock into someones mouth and having them suck on it while caressing it with their tongue.

See? There's a difference there.

 

[DOA82]

I guess I'll always wonder this till I get a real one some day LOL but they just look so damn good I mean I bet they feel like heaven!

If you have to ask, you'll never know.

 

[capetonian]

d@mn, wish I had an Apple pie around (grin)

for me, it's all about what she does with her tongue and then, secondly, but not least important, the visual effect.

Effort goes a loooong way (evil grin)

 

[hedonis]

See? Interesting replies...

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[Porn0Lover]

You are telling us you go to Yale and that white women 'seem so much more sexual then any other race' and you've never had a blowjob?
Well, that explains that.

How does it feel? Everything from great to lousy. The devil is always in the details.

What does going to Yale have do with getting blowjobs...please explain the connection...maybe you should think before you type, it might help. I'm just a freshman in school and pretty shy with girls, (and all I do is study I think LOL) so hopefully I find out soon the party are pretty wild up here.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

It's uncomfortable as hell. It keeps hitting the back of your throat and it's hard to breath, especially when you have a stuffy nose. And the hand pressing on the back of your head, accompanied with the "suck it bitch" from the man with the tear-drop tattoo is annoying as hell too.

Thank god I got paroled early!