What does a guy with a 2 foot cock have for breakfast?

[Tittyman5000]

 

[Tittyman5000]

 

[himperv203]

i usually feed my chickens bird feed.

 

[mrtrebus]

Congratulations Ravenholm. I think you have posted the oldest joke ever on an internet messageboard!

 

[RichardNailder]

Well I had a boiled egg this morning.

Bullshit - if you had a 2 foot cock, you would have sucked it all morning just like the rest of us would have.


No wait - something about that sounds all wrong. :surprise:

 

[PirateKing]

Touché, touché. Owls are a waste of time anyway.

 

[Galactic]

omg best fucking post ever.