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What If Your Wife Were A Porn Star?

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
My wife wouldn't be a porn star, if she wanted to be one, we would sign the papers and move on with our lives. If I found out it was being done behind my back, I would probably not be so nice about the way the marriage ended, and get cut throat about it.
 

Torre82

Moderator
Staff member
I'd probably have way more sex with her. There'd be performance and trust issues.. (but what male doesnt have those from time to time anyway? We could have a Lex Steele cock and still not be happy with performance/length half the time)

Other than that.. I'd probably feel further emasculated by the fact that she'd earn tons more cash than I do, and can have sex with chicks that are way out of my league at the drop of a hat.

So.. um.. I dunno. I'd have to do a lot of drinking and a bit of hard drugs to balance it all out. But I couldnt tell ya for sure, cuz I'm not fuckin' one. But that's my guess.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
if my wife were a porn start I wouldn't be married to her
 

Yankeefan21325

FreeOnes makes me moist!
If I found out that my wife(I'm not married, but I'm jut saying) was a pornstar while we were married, I would be divorced fairly quick.
 

Fresno

Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
If ti was before we got married I would say no problem!
 
I would probably become the female in the relationship, I would cry, I would nag, I would burn al of her cloths in the street and take a massive dump on her face as she slept. And I would never stop whining. "You dont love me!!!" I would say before running up the stairs jumping on the bed and crying into the pillow, then I would have an affair with her best friend because she wasnt showing me enough attension.

Then we would get divorced, and I would use the children as a weapon stopping her from seeing them and laughing in her face everytime she comes to see them, then we would go on Jeremy Kyle and she would get a DNA test done because shes not 100% sure shes the mother, and once we find out she is I would allow her one hour a week supervised access to the children but thats it and I would demand maintenance money from her every week an if she doesnt pay I would get her arrested and locked up.

But I dont have a wife so :dunno: (wipes brow) "Feeeeeeeew"
 

Funkwerkz

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave FreeOnes.
I would add an extra condition to her contract! "Her husband is "only" the male performer in her movies and photoshots." to every contract of her! So, earn twice money from porn industry. lol
 

Roald

I can set my own custom title!
I would probably jerk of to her videos!
 

ticketshtick

I'm touching myself right now!
I would love the girl/girl stuff! But I could never get used to having my wife going to work everyday fucking other guys. I know some guys are into that, and they would think its really hot....but I'm not one of those guys.

But maybe after her career in porn was over.....
 
I would add an extra condition to her contract! "Her husband is "only" the male performer in her movies and photoshots." to every contract of her! So, earn twice money from porn industry. lol

I can imagine that´s what Tera Parick´s husband was thinking.:D
 

calpoon

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
I'd date a pornstar, but what would be the point of marrying someone that fucked other people?

I guess if she wanted to give me her money while I sat on the couch, I could live with that.

but the sex would suck. they say their personal sex life is not effect by their jobs, but that's BS. If you just spent all day getting Dped and jizzed on by 15 different guys, you think the first thing that would come to mind when you got home would be sex with your spouse? No, she'd be just like every other woman, take a bath, drink a box of wine, and zzz.
 
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