What is a porno situation you would love to be in?

[FOACCOUNT!@#$%]

Being pulled over by a good looking cop and getting it on?
Being in a class with a hot teacher and getting it on?

Present your ideas.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Being raped in my sleep.

 

[kewlio65]

The hot teacher with the big tits. That is the one for me.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Being spit-roasted.
Sadly Plasma beat me (off) to this kind of reply.

 

[shimmy2]

having the girls pay me instead

 

[Red Spyder]

At the office, with a MILFish looking slender blonde

 

[GregCentauro]

Delivering a pizza to Baconsalt's house.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

having the girls pay me instead

well at least you get paid in a roundabout way...most suckers just pay

 

[FOACCOUNT!@#$%]

I find wrestling to be a turn on.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I find wrestling to be a turn on.

that's kinda gay...just sayin

 

[blindedinchains]

The teacher thing!

 

[D-rock]

Having a crazy 70s electric guitar solo playing in the background wherever I go. :1orglaugh

 

[FOACCOUNT!@#$%]

that's kinda gay...just sayin

girl and guy wrestling

 

[edirons22]

Pick up a a gorgeous blonde hitchhiker with big boobs and fuck her in the forest or near a lake...I'm a nature lover

 

[LukeEl]

One of you guys playing Tom Hanks in a Bachelor Part marrying Tawny Kitane, only if I get to be the crazy sucidal guy with all the drugs, who ends up getting the donkey killed.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Being a director directing a porno in which a director's directing a porno in which a director's directing a porno.

 

[Moonchild22]

Getting pulled into the locker room of the women's gymnastic team, and into the shower we go.
I just happened to be the first one to walk by. Oh, lucky day.

 

[Red Spyder]

Having a crazy 70s electric guitar solo playing in the background wherever I go. :1orglaugh

Why not just make that your ringtone? Share your # with the guys here and we'll keep crank calling you just to make it go off all the time.

 

[PlumpRump]

Being a director directing a porno in which a director's directing a porno in which a director's directing a porno.

Its like Inception, but porno style, yeah? I was pondering ways to turn Inception into a porno. I think you've done it. We shall call it "Insertion."

On topic... give me a random orgy with me and 20-30 women.

 

[kewlio65]

Its like Inception, but porno style, yeah? I was pondering ways to turn Inception into a porno. I think you've done it. We shall call it "Insertion."

On topic... give me a random orgy with me and 20-30 women.

Can we make the porno over complicated like the film. That would be awsome.