What is the proper way of measuring your penis length?

[Vagination]

There are so many factors that change the result.

If I measure from the side, I have a longer length. I've also read that you're supposed to push to the pubic bone to eliminate the fat factor. Well, doing that adds a lot of length for me. My penis is also a little curved so am I allowed to use a tape measure to take into account curvature?

Measuring length is so much more complicated than girth.

 

[dogbone27]

12 inch ruler

 

[mrtrebus]

Measure using the method that gives the biggest result. Pretty obvious I would have thought. :dunno:
Why do you want to measure it anyway?

 

[anomaly]

Are you in some type of contest? If not..........:dunno:

 

[STDiva]

You start at the middle, and go top wise. Always go top wise. It gives you the most accurate measurement.

 

[Facial_King]

I usually just unroll it out in front of me and use the mile markers next to the roadway...

 

[mrtrebus]

Cut half of it off. Measure this bit then times the result by two to get the length of the entire male reproductive organ.
A similar method can be applied to measuring your finger, leg, head etc.

 

[Vagination]

You start at the middle, and go top wise. Always go top wise. It gives you the most accurate measurement.

Ok, but with what? My penis is curved so I'm supposed to use a tape measure, right?

 

[jod0565]

From saccage under penis to tip.
Make sure you take a circumferance measurement so you can tout your girth.

 

[PirateKing]

you should get a detachable penis.

 

[BlueBalls]

Get an erection, squat over a bowl full of warm soapy water - now position a ruler (either a 12" or something larger depending on the proportions involved) in the exact centre of the circular protuberance that is your asshole. From there measure along until you reach the tip of your cock.

You may wish you shove a birthday cake candle up your ass with the slimmer part sticking out in order to get the exact position of the ruler correct.

Bish-bash-bosh.... :thumbsup:

 

[STDiva]

Ok, but with what? My penis is curved so I'm supposed to use a tape measure, right?

Depending on how big your curve is, subtract 5/8th's. Use string, and then measure the string.

 

[Hot Mega]

Magnifying glass.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

There is an equation to finding penis actually...

E=MCvagina
therefore..
1/2X=Penis Example: 1/2(12inches)=6inches. simple math really.

Right? right?

Come on man, just get a ruler and measure the damn thing, who cares how accurate you are as long as you have an estimate.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Take your dick and smack a random female as hard as you can right in the middle of her back. Before she protests and beats the fuck out of you, measure the welt that you left. And now you have your answer. :hatsoff:

 

[316sherm]

Forget the ruler...I go by the hand measurement. If you can grip your dick with one hand and you have something sticking out, then you are average. If you can wrap both your hands around and still have something extra, then you are huge. If you wrap one hand and nothing extra sticks out, then you are small.:rofl:

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Forget the ruler...I go by the hand measurement. If you can grip your dick with one hand and you have something sticking out, then you are average. If you can wrap both your hands around and still have something extra, then you are huge. If you wrap one hand and nothing extra sticks out, then you are small.:rofl:

What if you have big hands. Does that make you automatically small? Damn.

 

[Dan-O]

^But that is dependent on the size of your hands.

Best thing is to get a cast made of it, like that 60s groupie woman did with Jimi Hendrix's.

 

[nathan13]

316 sherm has a pretty solid point

 

[GregCentauro]

EU directive GW00082219-K/06 stipulates that penis measurements must be performed by certified penis measuring companies. Special penis measuring machines guarantee the accuracy of the results. Just insert your flaccid member.