Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
When you're doing her and jabbing the back of her eye, you're long enough.
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What is the proper way of measuring your penis length?
- Thread starter Vagination
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lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Take bailing twine, tie a tight loop around your cock head. Now, attach at least one cement block to the other end. Walk about like that for at least a day. Then, have someone measure you with a yard stick.
Works like a charm!
Works like a charm!
Wizard Sleeves
Offline? What's that?
I think this is what Vagination is afraid of...
Red Spyder
Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
EU directive GW00082219-K/06 stipulates that penis measurements must be performed by certified penis measuring companies. Special penis measuring machines guarantee the accuracy of the results. Just insert your flaccid member.
I liked your idea better, I was going to suggest this one since it has measurement lines on it, plus a convenient handle!!
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Jack Davenport
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Hexadecimal system.
roronoa3000
Banned
If you do not occasionally trip over your penis when naked then it is small.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
^^ I'm always somersaulting after stepping on my nut sack. What does this say about me?
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
You're all balls, no shaft.
Not so bad. Just ask Blue. I love me some robust balls in a saggy nutsack.
wait. WTF am I talking about?
roronoa3000
Banned
Is your nutsack hanging lower than your balls. If so then that just means you are old or either asian. :1orglaugh
brickfists
The more I look, the harder it gets!
jesus christ how hard is it to understand first of all you only measure when its on a boner because thats when its being used and when the size matters, secondly measure from the pubic bone to the tip cause thats all that goes inside the pussy
as far as girth goes just wrap a measuring tape around it when your hard
as far as girth goes just wrap a measuring tape around it when your hard
Vagination
Myth 1: Men want sex more than women
You didn't answer whether I'm supposed to do it from the top or the side. It makes a difference.
I'm also wondering if curvature should be taken into account. A girl's vagina does adjust to the shape of your penis so I would think it does.
Baill Inneraora
I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Measure the length, then multiple by 2, add 3, subtract 2, add 3, subtract 4 and divide by 2.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Step 1) Pull penis out of pants
Step 2) Shake penis around until erection occurs
Step 3) Call for your dad
Step 4) As soon as he walks into the room, shove your dick in his mouth
Step 5) Grab the back of his head and penetrate his throat as deeply as you can
If he gags, then you have a big dick.
If he doesn't, then your dad is gay.
Peashooter
Closed Account
In all seriousness, you are taking this a little too serious. You have to start from the top because your pubic area will only let you penetrate so far. If it's curved, you follow the curvature. It's not really that difficult, and it doesn't have to be fucking exact. My dick is longer at some times than others, several factors can affect it.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
If a girl giggles at the sight of your pecker, it's too small. If she gasps and clamps onto it with a death grip, it's just right. If she runs away in terror, call Guiness.
Jack Davenport
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
why would a beer company care?
bloupbloup
In love with my hand.
I think you have to use the bone pressed measurement methodology to measure the penis length. So it means you will use a ruler for the penis size measurement.
http://aliane.me/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/real-bone-pressed1.jpg
Here is the procedure:
http://www.tdsmproject.com/howtocorrectlymeasureyourerectpenislength/
http://aliane.me/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/real-bone-pressed1.jpg
Here is the procedure:
http://www.tdsmproject.com/howtocorrectlymeasureyourerectpenislength/
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