what is the weirdest thing you have ever cumed over?

[Mega_burger187]

what is the weirdest thing you have ever cumed over?
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mine would have to be a heaps hot alien

 

[MotorcycleBoy]

I've cummed all over a tuna salad for my gf

 

[DOA82]

what is the weirdest thing you have ever cumed over?
discuss
mine would have to be a heaps hot alien

Okay now I know your fucking 12!

 

[Torre82]

I've cummed all over a tuna salad for my gf

::CriNges iNSidE mY sOUl::

DA'GGHHH! ::waddles away, stabbing at my thoughts with an icepick::

 

[BlueBalls]

I once ejaculated over John Major, no not a picture of him, the actual man. He was on an official visit to some heritage site near where I live, so he was walking along the road surrounded by body guards and I dont know, call it fate, God, Zen or whatever but all of a sudden a memory of a girl I had once known popped into my head, now I had always wanted to get with this girl but never did. But I always used to think about her whilst stroking it.

So, she was there along with the other six hundred things I think about in any given fantasy, she was nude of course, or what I imagined her to look like nude, dancing around with the seven foot white rabbit and Gandhi, playing in the sand and generally frollicing through the various green medows that once looked upon can never be erased in ones mind.

After what seemed hours Gandhi and Ian the Rabbit along with this girl walked up to me and asked me to join them, and I thought what the hell. I stripped down so I was as naked as the day I was born and danced and sung and generally had a merry old time, oh and ladies Gandhi ..... huge .... Just thought you'd want to know what you're missing out on.

Oh right .... he's dead ..... errrm ...

Anyway, so everything was going to plan, me and (I'll call her Mary), me and Mary rested our heads on the grass and were sunning ourselves under the red sun when.

.... BOOM ...

I'm standing alone naked on a rainy saturday aftenoon in London and I have just cum all over John Major's nicely tailord suit. He wasnt pleased ...

I suppose what they say is correct; "if the PM is in town, dont cum over his leg". :dunno:

 

[mrflexxx]

Cummed over or cummed on?

Cummed over watching Nancy Grace from Court TV back in early 2000.

Cummed on...by accident a cat once, it was lying on the bed, and caught the fallout of a facial i was dropping on its masters face.

 

[Skyraider22]

I have cum in my wife high heel shoe:rubbel:

 

[pinksock69]

come on! john mayer idk

 

[cam-perv]

Cummed over or cummed on?

Cummed over watching Nancy Grace from Court TV back in early 2000.

Cummed on...by accident a cat once, it was lying on the bed, and caught the fallout of a facial i was dropping on its masters face.

i dont care who you are

that shits funny right there

 

[STDiva]

i came on a paper for school once. handed it in. got an A. obv.

 

[DeadAndGone]

lol I came once to Heidi Collins (morning cnn anchor) because she was being a bitch to one of the guests.

 

[Boothbabe]

lol I came once to Heidi Collins (morning cnn anchor) because she was being a bitch to one of the guests.

That surely taught her a lesson :1orglaugh

 

[Violator79]

I once ejaculated over John Major, no not a picture of him, the actual man. He was on an official visit to some heritage site near where I live, so he was walking along the road surrounded by body guards and I dont know, call it fate, God, Zen or whatever but all of a sudden a memory of a girl I had once known popped into my head, now I had always wanted to get with this girl but never did. But I always used to think about her whilst stroking it.

So, she was there along with the other six hundred things I think about in any given fantasy, she was nude of course, or what I imagined her to look like nude, dancing around with the seven foot white rabbit and Gandhi, playing in the sand and generally frollicing through the various green medows that once looked upon can never be erased in ones mind.

After what seemed hours Gandhi and Ian the Rabbit along with this girl walked up to me and asked me to join them, and I thought what the hell. I stripped down so I was as naked as the day I was born and danced and sung and generally had a merry old time, oh and ladies Gandhi ..... huge .... Just thought you'd want to know what you're missing out on.

Oh right .... he's dead ..... errrm ...

Anyway, so everything was going to plan, me and (I'll call her Mary), me and Mary rested our heads on the grass and were sunning ourselves under the red sun when.

.... BOOM ...

I'm standing alone naked on a rainy saturday aftenoon in London and I have just cum all over John Major's nicely tailord suit. He wasnt pleased ...

I suppose what they say is correct; "if the PM is in town, dont cum over his leg". :dunno:

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant!!! :rofl2:

 

[sigmund1898]

I came to this----> http://www.hentaigangster.com/36/index011.htm <---- I know... I know, weird, but oddly erotic.