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What is your porn name?

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Scruffy John. It sounds like an old cowboy or coal miner.
 

lostwood_7

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave FreeOnes.
Whiskers Cookman...
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
Ulysses Stockton.......mine sucks, there's been many, many better.
 

Hartell

The more I look, the harder it gets!
Mine would be Doc Nesbit I like that
Mules Rider
lol! I love it! Those are the best two, I think.
Buster Continental at your service
made me think of the mile high club.
Only works if your first pet was the same sex as you...unfortunately, mine wasn't. Hell neither was the street for that matter.
Buffy Lynn :rofl:
Come to think of it, I'm astonished that no porn chick ever used that one...

My pet didn't have my gender, either. Thats a cute one though.
 

Richiiee

I wank daily.
Buddy North (The street was actually called North Edgely).

Haha, Peter North step aside! It's also funny because "buddy" in Jamaican slang means dick.
 

skechers

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
Revolver Ocelot

"Nothing like the feel of slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber...."

-Revolver Ocelot
MGS
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Buddy Freedom. Sounds like somebody who should be doing the stage announcements at Woodstock.
 
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