what i've learned today...

[Roald]

A girl sleeps wit a lot of men she's a sl*t, but if a guy sleeps with alot of women he's the man. Not a double standard, look at it like this. If a key opens alot of locks it's a master key, if a lock gets opened by alot of keys then it's a shitty lock.

:clap:

 

[Will E Worm]

Been drinking again? :beer:

They all need to stop opening every lock they see. :nono:

 

[mrtrebus]

A girl sleeps wit a lot of men she's a sl*t, but if a guy sleeps with alot of women he's the man. Not a double standard, look at it like this. If a key opens alot of locks it's a master key, if a lock gets opened by alot of keys then it's a shitty lock.

:clap:

:nono:
Not even remotely amusing.
:ban:
Or stick to jokes about having intercourse with waffle makers or whatever it was. . .

 

[Hot Mega]

LOL... rep!

 

[MarieMEOW]

Yeah, because the human genetalia is equivalent to doorlocks.

You're right though, all women should close their legs and only open them for one man. Might as well start shutting down this website then. :]

 

[Will E Worm]

Yeah, because the human genetalia is equivalent to doorlocks.

You're right though, all women should close their legs and only open them for one man. Might as well start shutting down this website then. :]

Just the porn parts. :tongue: I doubt that happening.

 

[StanScratch]

Fuck, I am not good with this shit. "sl*t". What the fuck IS that...should be obvious, but my brain is not completely functioning.
However, by the power of deduction, I have ascertained that "sl*t" actually means "slet", which is a Czech sport that literally means "a gathering of falcons". So, saying a woman who fucks a lot of guys is like a gathering of falcons, well, that actually makes perfect sense to me.

 

[PrimeGuy]

Okay I just the read the whole thing and my head hurts like hell oohmygaadmyheadisexplodiosngoHNU2497y

 

[squallumz]

why are we censoring slut here?

 

[Ike Stain]

Does it count for the butthole also, or only the vagina?

 

[Ulysses31]

Things will always be double standards when it comes to men and women no matter how much we try to promote equality, imagine if in this story I posted it was a man that had caught a female burglar and then held her hostage and raped her for 3 days. Imagine what the posts would have read in response to that story as opposed to the posts that you read here

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=525434

 

[Legzman]

A girl sleeps wit a lot of men she's a sl*t, but if a guy sleeps with alot of women he's the man. Not a double standard, look at it like this. If a key opens alot of locks it's a master key, if a lock gets opened by alot of keys then it's a shitty lock.

:clap:

well put! :glugglug:

 

[monicasilver]

A girl sleeps wit a lot of men she's a sl*t, but if a guy sleeps with alot of women he's the man. Not a double standard, look at it like this. If a key opens alot of locks it's a master key, if a lock gets opened by alot of keys then it's a shitty lock.

:clap:

So...are you saying sluts are shitty?

 

[HeartBroker]

I played a falcon in a 3rd grade play once...

 

[sexy_becky]

A girl sleeps wit a lot of men she's a sl*t, but if a guy sleeps with alot of women he's the man. Not a double standard, look at it like this. If a key opens alot of locks it's a master key, if a lock gets opened by alot of keys then it's a shitty lock.

:clap:

except a dick isn't a key and a pussy isn't a lock.. but i see the metaphor clearly

 

[LukeEl]

However if LukeEl sleeps with a lot of women and can open a lot of locks and I open my zipper, the Batman Signal lights the night sky.

 

[alexpnz]

 

[busaguy79]

Its because a girl that fucks alot of guys gets a really loose flappy vagina and when she stands into the wind it sounds like a baseball card being run through the rear spokes of some kids BMX.......am I right??

 

[TheOrangeCat]

A girl sleeps wit a lot of men she's a sl*t, but if a guy sleeps with alot of women he's the man. Not a double standard, look at it like this. If a key opens alot of locks it's a master key, if a lock gets opened by alot of keys then it's a shitty lock.

:clap:

I think you just jumped the shark .....

 

[Tittyman5000]

I always knew Locksmiths were Sluts! :cussing: