What kind of mischief did you get into as a kid?

[GodsEmbryo]

As a kid I was playing a lot of knight stuff. So one time my sister and I got a tournament. She was on one end of the garden with her bike and a broom stick, I was on the other end and we rode to each other to knock each other off the bike like real knights. I lost. And had a major head injury as a result.

I got back at her though. Another day I was a witch hunter. So I took one of her dolls, taped it on a stake and burned the doll after a 'fair' trial.

At school me and some guys completely tied someone up with tape from head to too. The punishment I head was worth the look of this guy jumping across the hall.

Just a few mischiefs...

How about you?

 

[mrtrebus]

I drowned a horse

 

[Ace Bandage]

I tried to exterminate the Jews and also fed my enemy a chili made from the ground-up bodies of his dead parents.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I wore no pants everywhere and was able to get away with it.

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

I tried to exterminate the Jews and also fed my enemy a chili made from the ground-up bodies of his dead parents.

eric cartman...... is that you?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

I was actually a pristine child. I did no wrong

 

[busaguy79]

Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.......

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Just played a ton of sports, but when I hung out with my "bad crowd" friends I got into some stuff that was no question breaking the law. Didn't even get drunk until I was about 15, and even though they tried to get me to smoke, it never caught on, thank God.

 

[BlueBalls]

I raped a man.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I raped a man.

You did that last Wednesday too.

You rebel...

 

[BlueBalls]

You did that last Wednesday too.

At 11, I was pretty proud of myself.

Meh...

 

[mrtrebus]

When I was ten, I dressed up as a little city gent, and walked into the Bank of England shoutin' fuck the Pound!

 

[jod0565]

Good to see the imagintion of childhood is still working...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I was actually a pristine child. I did no wrong

Liar.

That's so hot.

Lie some more. Yea, that's right, lie to me, lie to me ......

 

[Namreg]

I tried to exterminate the Jews and also fed my enemy a chili made from the ground-up bodies of his dead parents.

and you failed miserably.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I smoked,drank and did a whole lot of other bad shit. I was in a neighborhood gang until I was 17 so I did some really bad shit when I was younger. Luckily I got my act together and I got out of that gang. They "phased" me out as I young and I was getting ready to go to college, I was lucky because the only other way out is death.

 

[CunningStunts]

Nothing too bad... normal stuff, like getting caught with dirty mags, playing jokes on the neighbors, got suspended in middle school for showing a girl my dick on a dare... and of course a couple of fights with dudes at school here and there.

 

[meesterperfect]

breaking windows of empty summer houses and the occasional streetlight.
turning one way signs backwards (not cool i know)
bombing cars with eggs near halloween, snowballs in winter, tomatoes in summer.
and other small stuff.
oh and we once set fire to the state park, well a small part of it, by accident.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I jacked off into the soup pot every night.

That may be how I developed a taste for it, actually.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I jacked off into the soup pot every night.

That may be how I developed a taste for it, actually.

Was it cream of mushroom soup, by any chance?