What (Not Who) Would You Rather Fuck?

[PlumpRump]

Forget the boring, old "who would you rather fuck?" threads , this is the all new and improved "what would you rather fuck" thread :nanner:! Picking between 2 women to have sex with is easy, let's get to the difficult questions...

So, have at it... what would you rather fuck :dunno::


-A live light socket or an active garbage disposal?

-A black bear or a grizzly bear?

-A deep fryer filled with vegetable oil or a deep fryer filled with peanut oil?

-A crocodile or an alligator?

-A paper shredder or a paper slicer?

-A blender or a mixing machine?

-A panther or a jaguar?

(Please feel free to contribute your own "would you rather fuck this thing or that thing" examples in your responses, and please consider in your responses that all household items, electronics, and/or utensils are set to their "on" or "ready" positions, as would be the case with the paper slicer.)

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

A man or a shemale?

 

[Shifty]

A hamburger or a slice of pizza?

 

[STDiva]

Eggs Benedict or Pope Benedict?

 

[PlumpRump]

A man or a shemale?

Shemale.

A hamburger or a slice of pizza?

Pizza. Only if its Hawaiian pizza, though.

Eggs Benedict or Pope Benedict?

Can I eat the eggs benedict afterwards, or do I have to be all nice and talk to them and cuddle?

 

[316sherm]

Chicken or the egg?
:dunno:

 

[Shifty]

Twink or Twinkie?

 

[Member442]

bowl of hot fudge or bowl of pudding?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

A man or Rosie O'Donnell?

(Yes, Rosie counts as a what)

 

[PlumpRump]

Chicken or the egg?
:dunno:

The chicken would appreciate it more.

Twink or Twinkie?

Tough one, both have approximately the same amount of cream... umm, uh, or so I've heard... yeah.

bowl of hot fudge or bowl of pudding?

Pudding. There would probably be more friction.

A man or Rosie O'Donnell?

(Yes, Rosie counts as a what)

Point taken... no comment.

 

[Straight Shooter]

My PS3

 

[smoggy_ste]

A PS2's expantion bay or the whole in your sub woofer?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

A PS2's expantion bay or the whole in your sub woofer?

I tried that once. Cut my dick.

 

[roronoa3000]

Homer Simpson blow-up doll or Peter Griffin blow-up doll?

 

[CadillacD]

A cheese grater or penny flattening machine?

A rattle snake or a wild rino?

Broken glass or dry ice?

 

[CadillacD]

Homer Simpson blow-up doll or Peter Griffin blow-up doll?

Peter, I think he would reciprocate!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

A Star Wars piggy bank or a Lion King piggy bank?

 

[smoggy_ste]

I tried that once. Cut my dick.

Lol, I can remember when I cut my dick, I pulled too far back and broke my fenulum - blood everywhere, looked like something from Saw.

 

[CadillacD]

Lol, I can remember when I cut my dick, I pulled too far back and broke my fenulum - blood everywhere, looked like something from Saw.

I once burned the head of my dick with lit cigarette. I was taking a shit and trying to ash between my legs. That was a memberable turd!

 

[luis1972]

A webcam or a usb memory