What (Not Who) Would You Rather Fuck?

[ApolloBalboa]

A vagina or an anus?

I'm surprised no one's asked that yet. Am I weird?

 

[LukeEl]

Is this some kind of taoist riddle???

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

A cactus or a venus flytrap.

 

[PirateKing]

A bagel. That hole in the middle is just asking for penetration.

 

[phanto_1985]

A fleshlight and Beyonce's doll just for the fun.

 

[roronoa3000]

A PeeWee Herman doll or a Pedobear doll?

 

[PlumpRump]

A right handed pair of scissors or a left handed pair of scissors?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

A life-size Antonio Banderas blowup doll or a picture of Michael Jackson?

 

[Facetious]

Re: What (Not Who) Would You Rather Fuck?


About two years ago there was a man who was charged for exposing himself in public . . . it seems that he was having sex with a picnic table . . with a knothole in the picnic table to be exact.

My Choice :nanner:

 

[iLoveRachlStarr]

A life-size Antonio Banderas blowup doll or a picture of Michael Jackson?

antonio banderas is the shit so itd have to be the doll . and i feel scarred if i did it with mj

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

a bowl of jello or a bowl of mashed potatoes