What Race Are Persians?

[Lee Van Queef]

Iran is technically in Central Asia. Does that make people(and their ancestors) from there technically Asian? My next door neighbor and I were once talking and he said, "White Christians like you and me." I stepped back and thought he was as White as I was some sorta God Fearing Christian. Was I wrong though?

 

[sean miguel]

the thread title answered it's own question.

for the backwoods leftist types - Iranian mullahs may wear diapers on their heads but they're not arab.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

the thread title answered it's own question.

for the backwoods leftist types - Iranian mullahs may wear diapers on their heads but they're not arab.

My neighbor hates Arabs. He went to London on vacation and told me, "London was great but all the Arabs, buddy!"

I also got ambushed by a Persian Just For Men Commercial by him on my front lawn...

"Hey buddy, when you grow beard you
should look like young lion not old lion."

 

[sean miguel]

My neighbor hates Arabs. He went to London on vacation and told me, "London was great but all the Arabs, buddy!"

I also got ambushed by a Persian Just For Men Commercial by him on my front lawn...

"Hey buddy, when you grow beard you
should look like young lion not old lion."

that's funny. I worked as a waiter at a restaurant when I was 18 and my boss at the time was this Iranian dude. He gave me this pep talk on my first day that basically went like: "I want you to go out there like a lion."

Mufasa motherfuckers.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

that's funny. I worked as a waiter at a restaurant when I was 18 and my boss at the time was this Iranian dude. He gave me this pep talk on my first day that basically went like: "I want you to go out there like a lion."

Mufasa motherfuckers.

Westwood Bl between Santa Monica Bl and Wilshire Bl is named Persian Square. When I was a kid and saw all the "foreign writing" everywhere it looked like an invasion. Over the years I've come to like my Persian neighbors, enjoy their food, and think some of their women are smoking hot. The ones around me have money, are good family people, are law abiding(as much as I am, at least), and assimilate good as American Capitalists even while retaining their Persian culture and Farsi language. I hope one day America and Iran can be friends again and avoid any kind of war.

 

[pool_hustler]

What you don't realize Dino is that they're just waiting for the signal to carve you up like a turkey.

Sure they may look like mostly ordinary citizens on the outside, but in the privacy of their own homes they busy themselves sharpening their scimitars and building bombs.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

What you don't realize Dino is that they're just waiting for the signal to carve you up like a turkey.

I think they like the land my house sits on even if the house itself looks like an outdated meth lab from the 1970s. I got invited to a wedding and one of the moms seemed to be trying to set me up with one of her nieces. I think I made a better decision joining up with the Filipinos.

 

[sean miguel]

Sure they may look like mostly ordinary citizens on the outside, but in the privacy of their own homes they busy themselves sharpening their scimitars and building bombs.

I know you're trying to be funny but seriously, the latter. what if that was actually the case though? Like if something raised your suspicion with a muslim neighbor as with the San Bernardino case. Would you alert authorities or feel guilty and immediately dismiss that bigoted thought?. Not that would it have mattered with the current pc climate we live in thanks to stupid fucking libs. sorry, I couldn't help myself.

 

[pool_hustler]

Me?
I'd alert authorities to suspicious activities.
Despite the fact I'm a stupid fucking pc-enslaved lib.

 

[sean miguel]

Me?
I'd alert authorities to suspicious activities.
Despite the fact I'm a stupid fucking pc-enslaved lib.

really? there's no nuance with you?

 

[Lee Van Queef]

I would call the cops on anyone I had good reason to believe was some sorta Islamic State or Al-Qaeda member or sympathizer who I thought was up to no good. If they called me a bigot I'd remind them I'm psychic too. The people I spend time eyeballing though are the apartment dwellers to the west of me who look like Antifa trash and have Bernie or Hillary bumper stickers on their Toyota Prius.

 

[meesterperfect]

Last year when I was eel and in THE hospital (thats right you Brits and places colonized by Brits, there is a THE before the word hospital. It sounds gross as in grotesque when you just say "In hospital").

Yeah so when I was in THE hospital the head nurse told me she was Persian. She was very beautiful. Like really beautiful face and body.
Very pretty woman in Persia wherever the fuck that is.

"Dear Penthouse Forum", no no just kidding.
Or am I?
yeah I am.

Well I'm off to University now, cheerio.

 

[georges]

Actress Catherine Bell who played Major Sarah Mackenzie in JAG was of Iranian and of Persian origin and she was a gorgeous chick too :boobies: