What should I name my penis?

[The Grasshopper]

I like Björk, personally.

 

[Ike Stain]

Segmented Wang of Poisonous Death

I actually saw the doctor and got that all cleared up.

Mr. Swank or simply Swanky !

Swanky Pete?

 

[L3ggy]

How about Eken(meaning The Oak)?

 

[Will E Worm]

Pusillus :tongue:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Hot Hose, Love Cain, and Dr. Gonorrhea are all options.

 

[Member442]

Alisa's property

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Limburger

 

[mrtrebus]

pitiable dead inch worm

 

[Ike Stain]

Alisa's property

Me likey!

 

[John_8581]

After Steve Tyler's Aerosmith song ... "My Big Ten Inch"

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The Turd Burglar

 

[lurkingdirk]

The Turd Burglar

Not bad. "Turd Pusher" may be more accurate, though...

 

[Ike Stain]

Astor!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Astor!

Câlice!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The Runny Bunny

 

[Trident1]

Phineas Q. Butterfat.

 

[L3ggy]

Andúril, The Flame of The West.

 

[Trident1]

Very Small.

 

[kadjet]

My bag

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Hissing Sid