What should I name my penis?

[Jon S.]

P.P. Von Spitterjerken!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The HoeDown

 

[busaguy79]

The Admiral

 

[Tittyman5000]

Andy Dick
Dick Van Dike
Dick Bitkiss
Mr. PP :dunno:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Andy Dick

Who THE FUCK would name their cock that!

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

Richard Rodney Johnson aka Dickey Cox

 

[Justanothergirl]

Rambo!!

 

[busaguy79]

The Pink Anaconda

 

[Justanothergirl]

Ahhnold!

 

[Justanothergirl]

Meat!

 

[Justanothergirl]

Gygantour!

 

[Deepcover]

Naming your dick? Idk just think that's gay

 

[jod0565]

Call it Onion - because just looking at it makes you cry.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Who THE FUCK would name their cock that!

I knew that one would get attention -

 

[busaguy79]

Release the Kraken!!!!

 

[PierreDK]

Limpy

 

[Rane1071]

Junior

 

[tiger1977]

Anything that will fit into the tune of the Oscar Meyer wiener song from years past.

 

[Ravenholm]

Knobby Knobbins.

or

Nobby Nobbins.

 

[Ivor Littlun]

Many men have nicknames for their cocks. Mine was given me by a girlfriend whilst she was giving me head.
She named it 'the impaler'...yes the impaler.
Or at least that's what i thought she said?
Turns out she's asthmatic, and it's my fault she died.