What should I name my penis?

[shaggydude]

Godzilla!

 

[Rane1071]

How about Herman .. or Mr Winky. Wait, - Cyril the one-eyed spitter.

 

[Rane1071]

 

[scary bear]

Cyclops

 

[Ike Stain]

Many men have nicknames for their cocks. Mine was given me by a girlfriend whilst she was giving me head.

She named it 'the impaler'...yes the impaler.
Or at least that's what i thought she said?
Turns out she's asthmatic, and it's my fault she died.

Impaler... I like that!

 

[rayman53x]

how about "milk stake"

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[mrtrebus]

pitiful appendage

 

[Tittyman5000]

Woody Wood Pecker

 

[Jon S.]

MIA...Missing In Action!

 

[Ulysses31]

The Drill Sergeant or Fenrir

 

[Ike Stain]

How about Herman ..

Woody Herman could be good...

The Drill Sergeant

I'm actually going to use that as a nickname as opposed to formal name.

I'll ask chicks if they'd like to meet the Drill Sergeant.

 

[enndaley]

The Spunkulator

 

[Spleen]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYY
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS



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[enndaley]

Call it "My fun-seeking meat missle"

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

How about Captain Pokes a lot.

 

[enndaley]

Sir Lance-a-twat

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

The Sharpie

 

[enndaley]

Count Spunkula

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dirk?