What should I name my penis?

[Ike Stain]

Dirk?

That's what I actually named one of my testes.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Captain Spanky

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

The Space Needle

 

[L3ggy]

StanScratch.

 

[lurkingdirk]

That's what I actually named one of my testes.

I'm pleased to hear that. Did you name the other "Lurking?"

They make quite a pair, and the do sorta lurk. Especially on very cold days.

 

[Born2Jizz]

Creamsicle? Rocket Pop? :dunno:

 

[Ike Stain]

Creamsicle? Rocket Pop? :dunno:

You've got ice cream on the brain!

 

[Born2Jizz]

You've got ice cream on the brain!

Lol I just thought that when I posted it. :1orglaugh Actually the orange in Orange Cat's avatar made me think of Creamsicle, which in turn led me to Rocket Pop. :dunno:

 

[Ulysses31]

Ivar the Boneless

 

[Ike Stain]

Ivar the Boneless

Doh!

 

[ravendude16]

Dan Gleesack.... (say it to your self)

 

[enndaley]

If you go on vacation to Thailand-send mail c/o The Ladyboy Hotel-you could call it The Lad Impaler.

 

[Hot Mega]

There is a strip club I used to go to on occasion in So. OC formerly know as 'Captain Cream'.

I have borrowed that name from time to time whenever I wanted to make a splash with my 'wimin' friends.

I'm sure they won't mind if ol' Ike latches on too.

 

[member9999994]

If I had a penis, I'd call him Thundercat.

 

[Ike Stain]

Ashlee Adams[/URL][/B], post: 5449438, member: 288580"]If I had a penis, I'd call him Thundercat.

You certainly would, my dear. If you're looking for a penis on loan, my happens to be available.

 

[member9999994]

You certainly would, my dear. If you're looking for a penis on loan, my happens to be available.

Thanks for the offer, but I believe you and I probably have very different intentions for our respective penises.

 

[jibbijib]

There's no EOD in COD. Cod is basically running around mindlessly shooting people then dying just to respawn. It's representation of real war is flawless.

There already did it for you.

You mentioned in another thread you play cod... So I used your military equipment reference as a play on words, and injected dry humour to it.

Get it now?

 

[Kingfisher]

Originally it was "Fuckram" but I feel like that's kind of played out so now I'm thinking "Nixon".

Any thoughts?

You don't get to appoint the nickname. The gal you're with does that job. Just like when I got my call-sign. I didn't pick it, it was given to me.

 

[Rane1071]

Wait I got it ..."Bob" ... You know he bobs up as the chicks bob down. Besides it short but sweet

 

[HornDoggy]

Fred