What should I name my penis?

[L3ggy]

Herr(Mr) Johnson

 

[Johan]

Nessie 'cause, despite the fact that many people claim to have seen it, truth is it's a myth, it doesn't even exists.

 

[TylerXIII]

Mr Happy. It's a classic.

 

[mrtrebus]

venomless stunted cobra

 

[Ike Stain]

Nessie 'cause, despite the fact that many people claim to have seen it, truth is it's a myth, it doesn't even exists.

Hey! There's very solid evidence that Nessie might in face be a Giant Eel.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Itchey The Spider Monkey

 

[Hot Mega]

'Slick Willie'

In case of an erection lasting 4 hours or longer, pain, discomfort or oozing puss...modify name to 'Sick Willie'

Can't get it up? Modify name to "Little Willie".
:anonymous

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

'Slick Willie'

In case of an erection lasting 4 hours or longer, pain, discomfort or oozing puss...modify name to 'Sick Willie'

Can't get it up? Modify name to "Little Willie".
:anonymous

nice one dude! nice

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Cheese Whiz.

 

[CunningStunts]

The Heat Seeking Moisture Missile.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

The Little Explorer

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Bjork van Spitter

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Long John Peter

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

The Putter

 

[jibbijib]

I live under a rock..... What content do you own, Ike?

You should name it "Franklin"

 

[meesterperfect]

Originally it was "Fuckram" but I feel like that's kind of played out so now I'm thinking "Nixon".

Any thoughts?

call it dumbass, after it's father.

 

[luis1972]

"Useless" as your brain...
:eeew::eeew::eeew::eeew:

 

[phanto_1985]

Dirty Harry

 

[Hot Mega]

Nemo (Not after the captain but after the little fish who has a knack for getting lost.)

 

[manwithouthat]

Hugh Jorgan.