What signs a girl has children?

[RichardNailder]

Single mom's should be considered a untapped resource in my opinion lulz

Untapped??????

I find myself "tapping" them all the time.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

If you lift up their skirts there's usually a stamp or brand that says 'Used. Make me an offer'.

 

[smoknn]

If you lift up their skirts there's usually a stamp or brand that says 'Used. Make me an offer'.

jusy say...(show me the pussy facts):1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

She wears Obama's jeans.

 

[BlueBalls]

Just be on the look out for that look of abject despair and self loathing that having a child instils within each and every person that has them. A look that tells you that all of their hopes and dreams are gone forever and will never be fulfilled. Now, all you have to do is make out that you in fact are the person that who will help her realise and fulfil those long since repressed desires and you will be sampling that worn out snatch in no time.

Just try not to feel too guilty when you read that she drowned the kids in the bath before jumping in front of the 8am Victoria line train to Brixton six months after you snuck out of her house the morning after when she was taking a shit and refused to answer any of her calls.

Best to just not read the story at all and try to finish that surprisingly difficult Sudoku puzzle you were working on at breakfast.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

You like too many girls that dont like you back... Just sayin.

 

[lurkingdirk]

If she hasn't got kids she will have once I empty my gloybanks in her soft hands.

You do know that a handjob won't make her pregnant, right?

Here's a thought, and I know it is wild, but try this: Ask her directly, "Do you have children?"

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Your gift thread doesn't seem to be catching on like this one Mr Gloy.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

You like too many girls that dont like you back... Just sayin.

I like girls that have a big dick. I love reach arounds.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

 

[sallyfields]

A child on each arm, pushing a stroller, toys all over her apartment, baby food stains on blouse,bags under eyes, the tricky things to spot.

 

[GracelynnMoans]

I dont think anyone can be for sure unless you ask.... I've known people who have 4 kids and are the happiest people I've met. Well behaved kids help prevent the whole motherhood thing from being so stressful. Some women get stretch marks, still have milk coming out their tits, and gain tons of weight... Some women look the same a month after giving birth... depends on the women... every woman is different....