What the hell is wrong with DrakeM?

[sean miguel]

He was born without opposable thumbs. Spending most of his adult life trying to overcome this disability and the stigma associated with it, he coined the phrase two in the pink one in the stink.

 

[DrakeM]

He was born without opposable thumbs. Spending most of his adult life trying to overcome this disability and the stigma associated with it, he coined the phrase two in the pink one in the stink.

Actually that's just an urban legend. I do have thumbs, but they are where my nipples are supposed to be.

 

[mekhet]

He once got drunk on the Fourth of July, mistook a sparkler for Pikachu, and tried to live out his Pokemon fetish by sticking the sparkler in his ass.

 

[dakdak]

i heard he has a pubic hair collection that he pets periodically, and which he calls "pubis precious"

 

[DrakeM]

I once stole Christmas, but I gave it back

 

[dakdak]

i heard he killed a man just to watch him die

 

[DrakeM]

He hit 48000 posts today, and they're all total crap. He can't even spel.

 

[DrakeM]

Fantasizes about sock puppets, has to because of the restraining order.

 

[DrakeM]

DrakeM sad.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

DrakeM sad.

I'll cheer you up.

 

[Will E Worm]

Attention whore thread.

 

[Supafly]

Careful, Worm... listen to the man!

 

[Will E Worm]

I didn't say he has a ghostwriter. :nono:

 

[DrakeM]

I didn't say he has a ghostwriter. :nono:

If I did, who is writing this? Maybe I do and I'm not so then who is? Or maybe it is someone pretending to be me or my ghostwriter or maybe both? Does that mean I'm not me or if I am, I could be someone else without knowing it? :suicide:

 

[Supafly]

If I did, who is writing this? Maybe I do and I'm not so then who is? Or maybe it is someone pretending to be me or my ghostwriter or maybe both? Does that mean I'm not me or if I am, I could be someone else without knowing it? :suicide:

Oh, you are definetly you. But WHAT are you, now that is a different question.

I say, you are an american treasure.

 

[Will E Worm]

Not sure.

 

[DrakeM]

Oh, you are definetly you. But WHAT are you, now that is a different question.

I say, you are an american treasure.

I'll conditionally accept that I'm a treasure, but American, no. As any proud Canadian will will tell you, we define ourselves as "not Americans". That's about all we've got to differentiate ourselves. That and way better beer.

 

[Luxman]

Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

 

[dakdak]

i heard he fucks chickens because he likes the squawking

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i heard that he inflates his post count to compensate for his huge penis...or something like that :dunno: