What would you do if you caught me....

[gloyster]

Climbing through your window?

What would be the best way for you to deal with such a gloyster?

You know you wouldn't use a shotgun, because I would weird you out to the point you wouldn't even need to worry.

I would do a little moonwalk, a little Elvis hip shake, and before you know it I would be out of your house before you could say Father Christmas.

I'm just wondering how you would deal with such an intruder though.:dunno:

 

[Hot Mega]

Easy....I'd employ the ghoystbusters and have them bust your ass all to ghoyst hell.

 

[Will E Worm]

Climbing through your window?

Climbing through my window...

 

[gloyster]

I'm an innocent intruder.

 

[Hot Mega]

I'm an innocent intruder.

With what you've posted here ghoyster...You Might not make it to my window. You'd probably have cross hairs covering your face once you set foot in my neighborhood.

(Just a heads up...)

 

[DOA82]

I'm an innocent intruder.

No such thing. You climb through my window, gravity helps your corpse leave.

 

[Jon S.]

There ya go gloyster......climb through the Worm's window so he can bash your brains in with his baseball bat......then he'll likely get life in prison for doing so!!!!!! That's what I call a win-win in most everyone's book!!!!! Ha ha ha! :thumbsup:

 

[Boothbabe]

I would bitch slap you :yesyes:

 

[Tittyman5000]

First off I'd kick your ass, then I'd hog tie you, then with a razor blade carve up your nut sack real nice then put lemon juice and salt on it, maybe rubbing alcohol and light it on fire then I shove a M80 up your ass covered in ghost chili sauce, after Im done with the light torture I'd get out my sledge hammer and smash your spine in pull out my Berreta and shoot your tiny dick off! Then its off to the mountain with ya where the wolfs n coyote's will not leave a morsel, oh yeah I'd take your wallet too

 

[alexpnz]

It's lights out for you ma dood.....

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[Will E Worm]

There ya go gloyster......climb through the Worm's window so he can bash your brains in with his baseball bat......then he'll likely get life in prison for doing so!!!!!! That's what I call a win-win in most everyone's book!!!!! Ha ha ha! :thumbsup:

If he's in my house it is self defense.

 

[Facetious]

First off I'd kick your ass, then I'd hog tie you, then with a razor blade carve up your nut sack real nice then put lemon juice and salt on it, maybe rubbing alcohol and light it on fire then I shove a M80 up your ass covered in ghost chili sauce, after Im done with the light torture I'd get out my sledge hammer and smash your spine in pull out my Berreta and shoot your tiny dick off! Then its off to the mountain with ya where the wolfs n coyote's will not leave a morsel, oh yeah I'd take your wallet too

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[bahodeme]

Climbing through your window?

What would be the best way for you to deal with such a gloyster?

You know you wouldn't use a shotgun, because I would weird you out to the point you wouldn't even need to worry.

I would do a little moonwalk, a little Elvis hip shake, and before you know it I would be out of your house before you could say Father Christmas.

I'm just wondering how you would deal with such an intruder though.:dunno:

Who is that climbing thru my window? BLAM! Nobody now! As Biggie once said "what do think all the guns is for?"
You see Gloyster the second mistake was that you thought you could "weird me out".

 

[STDiva]

I'd suck your di....I'd kick your ass!!!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

I would force you to read, in rapid succession, every one of the stupid fucking threads that you have started. Once you see the enormity of your fail, you'll be so overwhelmed with feelings of inadequacy and idiocy that you would leave, go home, and kill yourself by slamming your erect cock in a door so often, it comes off and you bleed out.

 

[Straight Shooter]

I'd shoot you dead. You're trespassing on private property.

 

[Tittyman5000]

 

[Facetious]

Re: What would you do if you caught me....

Climbing through your window

Can you also walk on water?

 

[bustybbwlover]

well if you were in process of climbing in, i'd kick you back out...being on the second story that should give you time to think about your choices...otherwise i have a machete i like

 

[MrsWalker]

And, I get accused of posting worthless threads....