what would you do if your son was GAY?

[Mr. Daystar]

I would tell him, be careful, men are pigs, and are only after one thing. Always wear a condom. Get used to words like fag. Be happy, life is short, you are who you are, and the only person you have to make happy, is yourself.

 

[pete rose]

The whole "throw him out" rationale is fucking stupid. That just means you're a shitty father. Way to be a loving parent!

 

[Moonchild22]

I'd be shocked that I have a kid.

BUT, hypothetically, IF I had a son and he told me he was gay, I'm pretty sure I'd treat him the same. I'd tell him the same thing I'd tell him if he was straight: "Get a job!".
A gay worker is better than a straight bum.
There. Does that sound like a dad answer?

 

[Bearded_Menace]

There is only one sure fire way to get over your son being gay, and that is to keep procreating with women until you ultimately get a son that is not gay. In fact, keep doing it until you get two or three sons that aren't gay just in case something happens to one of them.

I actually remember bringing this question up with my dad once and he told me that we would still be cool so long as I didn't bring my boyfriend around him.

 

[roronoa3000]

Force him to watch his mother and I fuck for hours on end.

 

[widespread1]

Take him to 3 strip clubs and buy him two full contact lap dances in each. And if he is still gay the next day, I doubt if there's anything I can do about it. But at least I will have shown him what's great about NOT being gay.

 

[blake345]

I'd say...."Son, getting laid will be alot easier for you now...."

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

Ask him what he wouldn't do for a Klondike Bar.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I'd say...."Son, getting laid will be alot easier for you now...."

As will the virus.

 

[luis1972]

What are you saying......?

 

[Baill Inneraora]

On second thought, I'd give him a lobodomy.

I know this is an old post but this is disgusting.

 

[roronoa3000]

Say "That must come from your mother's side of the family. Us Roronoa men don't make queers".

 

[PirateKing]

The sodomy thing doesn't bother me, but if my son ever tells me that he prefers Madonna over heavy metal then I will disown him! No if ands or..uh..nevermind.

 

[glock27]

I'd tell him it's cool, so long as he does the 'pitching', and not the 'catching'.

And for God's sake, son, remember that you are a boy. Be masculine. Don't be a twink.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I know this is an old post but this is disgusting.

lol. You're right, it is an OLD ass post. But it was still funny...a little. Of course I wouldn't do that, I would just send him to Jesus Camp and have him straightened out in double quick time. :hatsoff:

 

[roronoa3000]

 

[mrtrebus]

I know this is an old post but this is disgusting.

Agree. Pure homophobia.

 

[cartman24]

So long as he didn't start acting like one of the stereotypical gays I wouldn't overreact too badly.

 

[Gordar]

Force him to watch his mother and I fuck for hours on end.

So you want your kid to commit suicide? Having to watch your parents fuck eachother is the most tasteless thing I can think off (worse than baconsalt's crazy ideas)...

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Agree. Pure homophobia.

:nono: