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What would you want for your birthday?

jinxypie

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter
Official Checked Star Member
Big ol' dance party.
And pizza. Lots and lots of pizza.


Anyone that brings me a purple hippo gets special privileges. ;)
 

Ulysses31

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
A clean bill of health and a large global business of some sort
 

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
to sleep in chill a with my kiddies then go out at night for some beer and drunk pool playing :)
 

Ravenholm

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
A blowjob from Jessica Alba and a copy of the tape afterwards.
 

julialee89

Porno Junkie
I want Alisa for my birthday. Sure, it will just be a dream...
 

Deshawnj

Is way uglyer than his Avatar
Impossible. Go back in time and live life as Hugh Hefner.

Not Likely. Date Michelle Lay.

Realistically. Open a porn website showcasing my wife that was successful.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
At least $15 to spend on anything I want at Specners gifts, especially that Wizard black light poster I have been meaning to get.
 

SpexyAshleigh

MasterBlaster
Official Checked Star Member
The Backstreet Boys singing me Happy Birthday............naked........holding a plate of money.....wrapped in bacon......
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
But aren't they like way old?
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Either a billion €uro or a '64 Ferrari GTO 250.

But I also like Nikki's limitless shopping spree.

And the big Navy CIS DVD box! :)

Anyone that brings me a purple hippo gets special privileges. ;)
Even though it's not your birthday:


:lovecoupl :kiss:
 

Ulysses31

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
To get a year younger instead, I've developed a huge amount of crucial hindsight but can't use it
 
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