What's a good gift to bring to an orgy?

[Ike Stain]

I'm trying to decide between a nice bottle of wine and a king-size jar of anal lube...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Herpes or chlamydia are always nice. They're the gifts that keep on giving.

 

[Straight Shooter]

A case of Gatorade. People might need to replenish themselves with all that fucking they'll be doing.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I'd take some hors d'oeuvres. Maybe one of those trays of rolls that they sell at Costco, or maybe some cocktail weenies.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

The keys? Would be nice to release them after being locked up for so long in a cage, wouldn't it?

 

[Kingfisher]

Lube and Condoms?

 

[STDiva]

Deviled Eggs.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Penicillin.

 

[shootfighter8]

Fruit-flavored condoms and water-based lubes for the main course. Then for dessert...a box of Godiva chocolates, some cooked oysters and bottles of Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot. :hybrid:

 

[gunslingingbird]

Fruit salad

 

[Ike Stain]

Deviled Eggs.

Excellent suggestion. The texture goes well with random body fluids.

 

[Jon S.]

Depending on their ages....a case of Viagra is always nice!

 

[MikeyK]

Some kind of sanitizer. Hand sanitizer or wetnaps.

 

[grower_boy]

How about one of these?

You'll make the other guys' cumshots look weak. You'll be the man!

 

[ThatRedWing]

I've always found that a tarp and a bottle of Wesson oil to be the way to go.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Awh I was gonna say a rubber kiddie pool and baby oil

 

[RichardNailder]

Me!

 

[The Grasshopper]

http://www.zazzle.ca/orgy+gifts

http://www.zazzle.ca/pd/realviewpop...rz&group=mens&lifestyle=classic&lifeStyle=cla
http://www.zazzle.ca/pd/realviewpop...c&drawareaboundingbox=false&drawsafearea=fals

 

[busenbust]

:laugh: the wine ! :hybrid:

 

[Rane1071]

Mango's. .... and baby oil.