Juliuscaesar
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What's the sickest thing that has ever happened to you during sex?
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gunslingingbird
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Once upon a time, while we were having regular sex, my ex asked me if I wanted to do her in the butt. I expressed my lack of interest in the idea, but she insisted, claiming that I would like it because it was nice and tight, so I decided to play along.
Bad Idea.
She turned around and got on all fours, and helped guide me to her asshole. The moment I put it in her the most foul, nauseating, sickening stench filled the room. I had to lean forward and bury my nose in her hair to keep from throwing up. I waited a second to catch my breath, and then ran to the bathroom to scrub my dick off.
Needless to say, that will never happen again. (_o_) = exit only.
Bad Idea.
She turned around and got on all fours, and helped guide me to her asshole. The moment I put it in her the most foul, nauseating, sickening stench filled the room. I had to lean forward and bury my nose in her hair to keep from throwing up. I waited a second to catch my breath, and then ran to the bathroom to scrub my dick off.
Needless to say, that will never happen again. (_o_) = exit only.
grower_boy
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I think I'm gonna throw up. I don't know if I want to pre-order Big Wet Asses 19 anymore.
Tittyman5000
Freeones T-shirt Winner
Ok here's my story, I met this cute girl at a club. She was Hott, pretty face, nice legs and ass. About 23 years old, we kissed alot and she had nice juicy lips, sexy eyes, good overall I'd say scale from 1 to 10 she was a 8.5 
So anyway one thing led to another and we were going at it pretty good & then I noticed I was fully naked & she kept her shirt on, so I reached out and pulled it off :eek:
OMFG! Orangoutang Titties! :eek:
So anyway one thing led to another and we were going at it pretty good & then I noticed I was fully naked & she kept her shirt on, so I reached out and pulled it off :eek:OMFG! Orangoutang Titties! :eek:
HeartBroker
Less than 1,000 posts away from my free Freeones T-shirt
One time, at band camp...
grower_boy
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
^Whatever it is, it can't be worse than what came from gunslingingbird...
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Lost999.
If Viagra were smarties, a tube would cost $20
I was drinking with a girl I was seeing at the time well we got pretty drunk and decided on a bit of anal. That all went fine then she went ass to mouth which I dont give a fuck about but whatever. The problem is after we were done we were laying in bed watching tv and she leaned over for a sloppy french kiss which in my inberiated state I gave her! I went through a tube tube of toothpaste in a short time span! I have also had the misfortune of banging a girl while she was on the rag only to wake up the next morning with little dried up blood balls in my pubes and dried blood on the inside of my thighs needless to say the underwear I put back on the previous night before passing out went into the trash.
