What's your favorite time to wank one off?

[Ike Stain]

I'm actually looking for time of day, although such answers as

"Right when my sister's getting out of the the shower"

will also be accepted.

 

[gloyster]

After work. For me that's 1 am.

Nothing like letting the frustrations of all the hot girls of the day burst out.

 

[BadNewsBewes]

6:04 AM Right when I'm getting into the shower with my sister.

 

[Ike Stain]

6:04 AM Right when I'm getting into the shower with my sister.

"Just a little wanking,
early in the morning,
beats a cup of coffee
for starting off the day."

 

[L3ggy]

Wanking? What is that? A human past-time?

 

[Ike Stain]

Wanking? What is that? A human past-time?

It's like when you lick your wolf-wang, only better.

 

[L3ggy]

Lick? I've never licked any wang.

 

[Ulysses31]

Lick? I've never licked any wang.

Doesn't sound very pleasant

 

[Ike Stain]

It's well know that licking one's one junk is a favorite pastime of all canine species.

 

[PirateKing]

Wanking? What is that? A human past-time?

Ah, the "I'm a wolf" bit never gets old....

 

[L3ggy]

The ¨I'm a pirate¨ is old.

 

[mrtrebus]

Wanking? What is that? A human past-time?

But you are a human, so you know what wanking is.

 

[PirateKing]

The ¨I'm a pirate¨ is old.

I rarely use that schtick though.

 

[anairhead999]

Morning. its a good way to start your day!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Usually the evening. Nothing as relaxing after a hard days work to smack your monkey. And makes me relaxed to go to bed.

 

[Ike Stain]

Morning. its a good way to start your day!

Exactly. I feel like I've accomplished something right out of the gate!

Usually the evening. Nothing as relaxing after a hard days work to smack your monkey. And makes me relaxed to go to bed.

Nothing like a good night-timer to make the dreems sweet!

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Late Night

 

[Ike Stain]

Late Night

Late Night for a Great Night

 

[winterwarz]

4:20

 

[Ike Stain]

4:20

Nice. Rip a massive BH and settle in for some smooth strokin'