What's your favorite type of sex meat?

[Ike Stain]

Since the dawn of the species the human organism
has provided a veritable buffet of luscious sexmeats.



What's your fave?

 

[L3ggy]

I'm not sure I follow.

 

[Ike Stain]

I'm not sure I follow.

It's pretty simple.

For instance, do you prefer assmeat or breastmeat? (Most guys seem to have a preference, i.e. Assman, Titman, etc.)

Dirk will probably choose Cockmeat or Ballmeat.

 

[Shifty]

You have not presented a vegan option and therefore I shall fucking neg rep you - you damn fur coat wearing son of a bitch.

 

[Ace Bandage]

You left off legs, goddammit! What in the fuckin' french toast is that about?

Legs are arguably the most important part of the female anatomy. A great set of legs can compensate for a small chest or lack of personality.

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[L3ggy]

None of the above, I'll take long, slender legs.

 

[Ike Stain]

You have not presented a vegan option and therefore I shall fucking neg rep you - you damn fur coat wearing son of a bitch.

I know. I also forgot anusmeat and only now just realize we should have separate categories for the butt and butthole.

 

[LukeEl]

I prefer pussy puddin and areola gelato personally.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I'm an assmeat man

And BACON!

Ike - your posts are becoming the stuff of legends. Songs will be sung, stories told, children scared by campfire stories of the Ike that Posted ....

 

[L3ggy]

I better get in touch with The Eldar, so they can prepare stories.

 

[Ike Stain]

You left off legs, goddammit! Legs are arguably the most important part of the female anatomy. A great set of legs can compensate for a small chest or lack of personality.

Ry, you make a good point. This was intended for the big 5, but it seems like we should have a poll for auxillary sexmeats.

People let me know what you want to see on there and I'll put it together.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I better get in touch with The Eldar, so they can prepare stories.

Yup - throw Heimskringla in the trash; burn Voluspa; Migard? Meh!

The Ike Sagas have commenced.

Best rune brushes at the ready. It's going to be a wild transcribe ....

 

[Johan]

Ike Stain, you probably have not any brain meat...

 

[L3ggy]

Yup - throw Heimskringla in the trash; burn Voluspa; Midgard? Meh!

Never!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dirk will probably choose Cockmeat or Ballmeat.

:nono:

Sackmeat

 

[Shifty]

Originally Posted by Ike Stain View Post
Dirk will probably choose Cockmeat or Ballmeat.

:nono:

Sackmeat

^^ Massive Quote Failure.

 

[busenbust]

well, i'm a big boob man //

 

[Shifty]

well, i'm a big boob man //

Well this is the first I've heard of it ... :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

Shhh! He just finished the sack.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Never!

Ok, well then make space on the shelf next to them: I reckon that battle axe and horned helmet would look better hung on the wall anyway (next to the heads of those who dare to diss the Spexy)