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What's your pornstar name?

Sutty

Banned
For those of you who dont know how to work it out, you take the name of your first ever pet for your first name and your mothers maiden name for your surname. My pornstar name is Hammy Herbertson.
 

Tachi

Junior Olympic Pole Vaulter
Have you seen this site? Apparently, my pornstar name is Jimmy Hardcore!
 

WC-Madman

Freeones is my God
Well, i dont like the whole maiden name/pet thing, it always produces crappy names. I used to create names for myself in class when i was bored, but forgot most of them. Here's a few:

Stan Johnson
Richard "Dick" Longfellow
Peter Sanders
Scott Powers
Vince Hammer
Ron Cox (that one always made me laugh)
Buck Beavers
BJ Anderson

there are more, maybe ill list them as i remember them, feel free to steal them if you want, ive always found this subject hilarious. Keep on rockin and rollin!!:nanner:
 

mantour

Myth: Women don't like porn or dirty sex
Frank Dong
Rodger "Leather" Willson
and the humiliating Willie "Backdoor" Lee
 

mantour

Myth: Women don't like porn or dirty sex
peter north from this day forward you
will also be known as Dick "Foot long" Howell

rocco: Rodger "The Wanker" Alverez

nacho vidal from this day forward you
will also be known as Franky Bareback

john stagliano from this day forward you
will also be known as Don "The Driller" Fulp
 

Sum-Dum-Ho

Freeones is like a drug, I'm addicted!
David Andrew Bayardo from this day forward you
will also be known as Willie "The Plumber" Hawk



Sum-Dum-Ho
I like my Like it alot
:hatsoff: :bowdown:
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
For some reason my friends call me Wacky McGee
 

Xyder

PSA: Masturbation causes blindness
I'm Max "Oscar" Myer, it's very funny. Oscar Myer is the name of big german sausages, jejeje
 
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