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Where Is DB Cooper?

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
:dunno:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I do
 
DB Cooper was Bobby Fisher. Fisher needed the money to buy a set of chess pieces carved from narwhal penises that had been offered him by an Uzbek arms dealer. That's the only reason he later became world champion.

When Spassky was 2-0 up against Bobby, Fisher insisted on playing with the narwhal pieces. Spassky agreed, not knowing what he was supposed to play with. As soon as the Soviet champ opened match #3, Fisher whispered across the table: "You just stroked a fish dick, fag!" Spassky was so shocked when he learned about his pawns' true nature, that he completely fell apart, eventually losing his title to the American.

Bobby took the secret to his deluded grave.But I was able to reconstruct the story 40 years later from cryptic messages on Miley Cyrus's Twitter page.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
DB Cooper was Bobby Fisher. Fisher needed the money to buy a set of chess pieces carved from narwhal penises that had been offered him by an Uzbek arms dealer. That's the only reason he later became world champion.

When Spassky was 2-0 up against Bobby, Fisher insisted on playing with the narwhal pieces. Spassky agreed, not knowing what he was supposed to play with. As soon as the Soviet champ opened match #3, Fisher whispered across the table: "You just stroked a fish dick, fag!" Spassky was so shocked when he learned about his pawns' true nature, that he completely fell apart, eventually losing his title to the American.

Bobby took the secret to his deluded grave.But I was able to reconstruct the story 40 years later from cryptic messages on Miley Cyrus's Twitter page.

:facepalm: Please close this thread...:facepalm:
 

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
Last time I saw him he was ordering a Double Whopper® from Burgerking™. We're supposed to meet for drinks on Friday, I'll tell him you were asking about him.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I believe he died. And his body was swept out to sea. I watched a show about him couple months back. They found money along a river way from the heist. As some evidence there. Regardless, I like to think he may have made it. Yet I still have my doubts.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Didn't you see Without a Paddle? Burt Reynolds stuffed him in his backpack and took him hiking.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I believe he died. And his body was swept out to sea. I watched a show about him couple months back. They found money along a river way from the heist. As some evidence there. Regardless, I like to think he may have made it. Yet I still have my doubts.

Thank you for an informed and educational answer to my question Mr. Legz!:glugglug:
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I think he's alive and well and living it up in Costa Rica, or at least that's what the gringo douche-bag was telling all of the whores there from what I'm told. :dunno:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick

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