Where's Dirk?

[Shifty]

:dunno:

 

[mrtrebus]

who?

 

[Shifty]

Sorry .... Dirl?

 

[mrtrebus]

Man I wish I knew. It's been too long & I miss her sweet caresses.

 

[PirateKing]

Lurking. He does it from time to time.

Just post an alleged pic of him in the funny pics forum and he'll respond.

 

[Jagger69]

How long has he been missing? Maybe he got a job.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Lurking -
1. To lie in wait, as in ambush.
2. To move furtively; sneak.
3. To exist unobserved or unsuspected: danger lurking around every bend.
4. To read but not contribute to the discussion in a newsgroup, chatroom, or other online forum.
[Middle English lurken, possibly of Scandinavian origin.]
lurking

 

[biomech]

Dirking?

 

[BlueBalls]

I hope he's dead.

 

[Ulysses31]

He's been a bit bust lately

http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/24883/index.html

http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/24882/index.html



http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/35533/index.html

http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/35534/index.html

 

[gunslingingbird]

He's been locked in my basement for the past few days. He had a Houdini fetish the other day, and asked me to hog tie him in a water tank and leave him in the dark. Said he would be out in a few minutes. Maybe I should go check on him. :dunno:

 

[Shifty]

I hope he's dead.

So you can stop in for a cold one?

 

[ApolloBalboa]

In Charlie Sheen's stomach. That's the reason he was hospitalized and is now in rehab.

 

[Tittyman5000]

^ I recently found out he had a home intruder, poor guy was on the shitter when it happen!
He'll be in my prayers, hope he makes a speedy recovery Scary this can happen to any of you..........

 

[Straight Shooter]

Dirk? who gives a shit:dunno:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Probably off being gay somewhere.

 

[Ziggous]

ask mr sheen

 

[StanScratch]

Wait? Dirk's gone? Does...does...does that mean I have to fill the void? Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!


No...Wait...get a hold of yourself, Stan. You can do this. You can be that guy. You can be the cool guy. You can make people forget about dirk...you need to make people forget about dirk. Dirk would WANT it that way! He wants to be remember with happy thoughts...that, and tied up like a pig covered in pin tar with duct tape covering his balls. But...I can do this....I CAN do this!


*ahem*
*Looks around board wildly*
*Pukes on stage*


Fuck. I don't believe I did that. Fuck...maybe nobody noticed. Yeah. They didn't notice. They...don't eat the puke...don't eat the puke...don't eat the puke...

*Eats the puke*

Yeah. I think the pressure got to me.

 

[Straight Shooter]

Probably off being gay somewhere.

What's wrong with that?:o

 

[PirateKing]

He's been a bit bust lately

http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/24883/index.html

http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/24882/index.html



http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/35533/index.html

http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/35534/index.html

Nah, I think he's just hanging out in the woods again.

http://galleries.payserve.com/1/26716/35533/index.html