You mean to tell me I sold my fucking house and car, quit my job, divorced my wife, sold my kids to slavery, kicked my dog in the nuts, and stopped rooting for the Cincinnati Reds for nothing...NOTHING!!!??!!! I sold my soul for this site! I shaved BlueBalls' back! I'm pretty sure that was Roald on the other side of the gloryhole! TOC and ~whimsy~ made me look through the entire lolcatz in one hour...ONE HOUR!
And dirk...dirk...
Dirk, actually, was a gentleman. Made me diner, unclogged the bathroom sink and the whole works. He gets a bad rap, really, and I am highly responsible for that. Sure, it's kind of creepy that he sits by your bed the entire night, his face literally three inches from your own face, but the man makes a mean Eggplant Parmesan. I wonder if he will let me buy my life back, now that I know that the upcoming FreeOnes Armaggedon is right off.