Who here has kids with an exspouse or gf/bf?

[shimmy2]

Just curious want to hear some stories before I tell mine

 

[Deepcover]

I don't understand what you mean?

 

[L3ggy]

You don't know what spouse is?

 

[PirateKing]

Ask me again in 20 years.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I had a lil girl with my high school sweetheart, I was 18 she was 17 that was back in 99 we were together for 4 years then separated, I know it was not good for the kid but seeing us argue n fight was no better, when we first got together everything was so great but in the end separating was for the best Being we tried to work it out several times. Life goes on and regardless the kid has no fault, So we both share custody and spoil her, she actually is growing up to be a good kid.

 

[Facetious]

I had a lil girl with my high school sweetheart, I was 18 she was 17 that was back in 99 we were together for 4 years then separated, I know it was not good for the kid but seeing us argue n fight was no better, when we first got together everything was so great but in the end separating was for the best Being we tried to work it out several times. Life goes on and regardless the kid has no fault, So we both share custody and spoil her, she actually is growing up to be a good kid.

Great story, sir!

:whispers: . . . Daddy is still her favourite, right?

 

[meesterperfect]

Just curious want to hear some stories before I tell mine

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.

"This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

"This porridge is too cold," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.

"Ahhh, this porridge is just right," she said happily and she ate it all up.

After she'd eaten the three bears' breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet.

"This chair is too big!" she exclaimed.

So she sat in the second chair.

"This chair is too big, too!" she whined.

So she tried the last and smallest chair.

"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces!

Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep.

As she was sleeping, the three bears came home.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear.

They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed,"

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear.

Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three bears.

THE END


Ok now you go!

 

[alton88]

^^ Yeah, I'll bet most of us have heard the Goldilocks story. :tongue:

I read your post expecting some sort of porn related twist at the end like daddy bear aka Mandingo got a big horn on at the sight of Goldilocks. Daddy bear Dingo tells mummy bear he better go find this mysterious blonde as it be dangerous in da forrest for a woman alone.

Mandingo bear catches up with Goldi five minutes later and in the bushes "some where unknown outside America" they enjoy wild interracial sex. As a result of this union we now have Barack Obama.

On a side note, I read somewhere that Mandingo and Mya Lovely are married. :dunno:
Anyone know anything about this? If true she must love really big dicks. :eek:
Maybe they got married, had kids and have already split up. :surprise:
What say you, Shimmy?

 

[shimmy2]

What say you, Shimmy?

shimmy say see link in sig for full story (the vw radioshow link)